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naturaekos

“You know who’s gonna give you everything? Yourself.”

— Diane Von Fursenberg (via amortizing)

maviyenot

magicalrunawaynerd

I kinda get it, kitten

suburbanscrimshaw

messy4nge1-deactivated20250411

my kinks? idek dude just hug me please

mistershoestied

i'm just so passionate about nontraditional paladins

paladins of atypical gods. a paladin of the god of storms whose divine smite is a literal bolt of lightning from the heavens. a paladin of one of the gods of death who seems scary but just wants the dead to receive justice and comfort.

a paladin of one of the "darker" gods who sees themselves as responsible for those that other paladins wouldn't protect— those who are lost, those who maybe aren't innocent but who deserve compassion all the same.

hell, there's a god of thieves (and theyre chaotic neutral)! what does a paladin of the god of thieves look like— how do you have a stalwart defender of a group defined by its secrecy and fluidity? what are they defending— the right of thieves to exist? the value of individual moral codes over societal laws? the honor code of thieves? maybe they strike down "false" thieves, those in it for greed with no respect for the art of theft or the standards respected by other thieves.

and then there's oathbreaker paladins. i just think there are so many more interesting reasons to break an oath than "i didn't want to be good and help people anymore."

give me an oathbreaker paladin whose god commanded them to do something against their morals. who is now branded as a traitor to their god when really it's their god who betrayed them.

give me an oath of vengeance paladin who is tired, not as angry as they once were, and sick of bloodshed. who breaks their oath by sparing an enemy.

give me a paladin whose oath is noble but who is frustrated with the moral absolutism of it. who is sick of their power being dangled over their head, able to be taken away at the slightest mistake. a disciple of ilmater who has been told too many times to bear the suffering of others and for once wants to be cared for. a disciple of the god of fate, sick of being told that theirs and others' suffering is inevitable and unchangeable.

i don't know man just. nontraditional paladins.

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kingsupermepat-deactivated20220

Yea I want to rearrange your guts but first how was your day? Did you eat?

Here

Not sure about anything anymore

Always in between

Tiring

mydarkawaits

I drink water to put out the fire within me.

paranormal-taters

Playing The Witcher 3 for the first time while simultaneously reading through the books for the first time really makes it absolutely clear that for Geralt, there is no other option but Yennefer. You can romance Triss in the game and have little flings with Keira and Shani and everything seems all fine and good, and then you read the books and discover that every time Geralt even considers another woman his internal monologue is just entirely about Yennefer. No other woman's scent even compares to lilac and gooseberries and that disappoints him terribly. When he has to gently turn Essi down his thoughts are just "is this how Yennefer felt when she left me??? this is the Most miserable thing I've ever done. I will never be bitter at her again actually". When he nearly dies all he thinks is "if I survive this I HAVE to find Yennefer and try to make things right". That man is in love in love with her and no one else.