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[mahoetokoro]

ange: [kisses miyuki's neck]

miyuki: what is this?

ange: affection

miyuki: disgusting

miyuki:

miyuki: do it again

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eirin: [phone rings]

ryuu: [looks over] oh, wow. you still call our father "daddy"? aren't you a bit old for that?

eirin: [answers the pone, making eye contact with ryuu] hey, ishvar.

ryuu: [chokes]

[mahoetokoro]

miyuki: what's the first thing you notice when a man approaches you?

suiren: the audacity.

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nora: you're smiling, did something good happen?

rajan: can't i just smile because i feel like it?

ishan: takamori tripped and fell in the parking lot

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takamori: i'm having salad for dinner.

takamori: well, fruit salad.

takamori: actually, it's mostly grapes.

takamori: okay, it's all grapes.

takamori: fermented grapes.

takamori:

takamori: it's wine. i'm having wine for dinner.

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kohaku: [accidentally brushes poppy's hand with his own]

poppy: [agressively holds his hand]

poppy: fucking commit to it.

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takeo: kids, there's three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the takeo way.

fuyuki: isn't that the wrong way?

takeo: yeah, but it's faster.

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reiichi: what's that fetish where you and your partner mutually respect and care for each other?

akihiro: ...love?

reiichi: kinky! i like it.

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ange, stroking mamoru's hair: you're so tiny and adorable

mamoru: i could kill you in your sleep.

ange: i know!

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miyuki: i'm 50% lethal, 50% funny, and 100% scoundrel.

hanru: that adds up to 200%.

miyuki: that's because i'm twice the man you'll ever be.

[mahoetokoro]

reiichi: are you a top or a bottom?

rajan: i'm a threat

takamori, through a mouthful of rice: he's a bottom

[mahoetokoro]

takeo, carrying a large box: what would you do if i came home with, um, ten more puppies?

natsuo: what's in the box?

takeo:

natsuo: takeo, what's in the box?

takeo: i think you know.

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poppy: i have decided that i am, in fact, a snack. it's just that no one's hungry.

kohaku, under his breath: i am starving

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naomi: if you'll excuse me, i'm going to throw myself into the ocean now

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takamori: when i die, donate my entire body to science

takamori: except my middle finger

takamori: give that to rajan

[mahoetokoro]

poppy: truth or dare

akihiro: truth

poppy: how many hours have you slept this week?

akihiro: dare

poppy: go to bed

akihiro: i don't like this game

[mahoetokoro]

kaori: wow, you have a great fashion sense! i love your outfit!

benhime: thanks, i dress well to distract myself from the fact that my life is falling apart