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[malborobabe]

What's up bitch

[toastbutteregg]

i remember sharing a bed and a blanket with my cousin on a family trip. she was too embarrassed to fart out in the open because she’s known as a stinky farter so she farted inside the blanket

but she forgot one thing

my head was inside the blanket

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

Therapist: i want you to say something positive about urself

Me: i have eyes

[lilpieceofmyworld]

[toastbutteregg]

new years resolutions:

get skinny

get hot

get rich

[toinfinityandbeyonce-deactivate]

*Goes to the club once* 💁🏽 So into VOGUING RIGHT NOW! via @auntycherrychan

[digitalintimacy-deactivated2018]

high art

[suspend]

my cousin ordered ice cream for her son and when it arrived he looked like this

but after i stole it

[kyliexgender]

[[adopting a baby]] “aww she’s so adorabl— wait when was she born?” “may 30th” “a gemini? hell no. what are my other options ??”

[mxnrique]

paramore: *makes new songs about being depressed, wanting to die, being pessimistic, being fake happy*

my depressed ass:

[thebootydiaries]

am i annoying & a lil ugly? yes. but will i let that get in the way of doing what i love and being happy?? also probably yes

[ggeenn-blog]

A lot ugly*

[thebootydiaries]

excuse me the only person allowed to call me ugly is me

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

no offense but if u just straight up drink milk then I will never listen to a word u say to me

[etrogim-deactivated20200109]

she’s trying (i’m she)

[4kx]

im not gay but….. lightning mcqueen is kinda cute

[koiss-ugh]

when you try and improve yourself but you’re still the same

[evilscientist]

thank you to all the followers who give me that 1 note on my text posts

[rainbowcolouredshoes]

One day I hope I am the girl that walks into a room and all eyes are on her. 

[andthebluestblue]

The trick is to get a really big hat and then scream

[bloomgod-deactivated20140815]

im like 2% cute and 98% single

[velleitat]

Can you be 100% mine?

[bloomgod-deactivated20140815]

no