Somebody’s Something

@mamaohmama

✨Wife & Mama✨

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Me: “eeeek yall this is my favorite song!!”

Carter: “mommy you say that all the time”

Hell yeah I do dawg! There’s so many good songs like hello?? How can I pick?

In 10 years they’ll be 18,16, and 13. We probably won’t be cool or the people they want to be around so for right now this king size bed is big enough for us all. (I’m hyperventilating about how fast the time is going because just yesterday they were 0,2,5. 🥺🥺🥺

My sisters dog is a girls girl ie: my oldest two were play fighting and my son got the upper hand the second he did my sisters dog (Australian shepherd) stood up straight and watched them like a hawk until they separated. She does not like men (past trauma before she moved in with my sister) and apparently that extends down to anyone with a Y chromosome lol (she’s never been mean to my nephew 5yo or my son 8yo but you bet your ass she’s watching) dogs are so cute. 😭 and fuck if I didn’t accidentally hit the stupid ask question button so ya knowww

Better pet (this is a trick question)

Dog

Cat

Remaining time: 11 hours 53 minutes

On my way to work this morning they blocked off the road as soon as I came up on it and were directing people down a road I have never been on and it’s all woods and side roads and idk where it leads to so I’m trying to pull my maps up and they weren’t working so one of the road workers came over and asked me where I was going and then he gave me directions but used words like north and I have no internal compass and I was like ok gotcha then started driving and called my husband crying and he gave me bite sized directions and I made it to work but at what cost?!

#mamaohmama #not surviving the apocalypse #me and my map 4eva

Um. A job may have just fallen in Ben’s lap and it’s borderline too good to be true rn so fingers eyes etc crossed. 👀

We’re trying to take our kiddos to all 50 states… we have only ever counted a state if we stay overnight in a location but… we’re just going to mark Texas off. I’ve never been so stressed out in my life. Traffic was insanity. The heat?! The heat?? The HEAT! How is anyone in that size of a country ass state still breathing?? But we also took the kids to kidzania which has exactly one location in the USA and we ate a meal there so yeah scratching Texas off our travel map. 😂

May reads. No misses. Straight bangers. 📚✨

My hair fell flat but my face didn’t so I’ll take it 💁🏽‍♀️

And while I’m on the topic the people at this wedding were geniuses because they opened the bar then 45 minutes later had everyone gather on the dance floor for a group photo then started playing 2000 rnb and it was like everyone was in a trance and no one left the dance floor but everyone started shaking ass because they were already a little drunk. A very good strategy for getting people to dance at a wedding. Lmao.

Welcome to the family to our one and only Sil on this side of the family who couldn’t find her way to the bathroom in the venue she picked out so my sister (6 months pregnant) held her dress and I talked to her the whole time she peed. I’d choose to be a women in every life time. 😂

And while my brother and his wife were having their first dance my husband was blowing on my food before feeding it to me and that’s what love is all about. 🖤

I have too much anxiety for this. 😩😩😩

Sister sister. My husband and my sisters boyfriend are teaching us how to play poker but she’s 6 months pregnant and lm 4 buzz balls and a blinker and three hits deep off her boyfriends thc pen thing. Soo I believe only one of us will be able to play poker tomorrow. 😂

*me doing random affirmations with Soren*

We get to “I’m kind” when Soren the three year old says unprompted “I’m kind but a little mean” and raising a daughter in 2026 my only response was “hell yeah you are” raising girls to be a little mean when they need to be. 😉

My husband could make friends with a wall he is so friendly and helpful and well liked and I am … not that. At this point I’m referred to as “ahh your Ben’s wife!” More than my actual name. Just had a pt stare at me for a solid five minutes then say “we went to high school together… your Ben’s wife” 😂

When referring to any event that is in the past Soren says “last time ago” and I 🥺

On Wednesday we leave for a week long road trip and my kids are so hyped because they get to use their tablets that they only get access to on road trips.(they are so annoyed that they don’t get to use them any other time but oh whale! 🐋) Not in this house. Y’all set up a democratic society and vote on what movie we’re watching together! (It was the sandlot they’re obsessed they also jumped from the couch to the fake nugget the whole time because sensory input is also queen around here) I painted my toes my sister sat next to me and we yapped my husband showered and finished building a bunkbed her significant other was carrying bags in from the car and hanging up blinds. God I love this season. 😭

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