Inquire “DARLING” and I’ll divulge what would transpire if:
we were to accidentally touch lips: [] Continue the touching of the lips. [] Discontinue, but smile. [] Discontinue, and be thrown in to a feeling of awkwardness. [] Discontinue, and walk away. [] Discontinue and express distaste or shock. [] Discontinue, but then immediately recommence. you hugged me: [] Return the favour. [] Allow you to continue. [] Return the favour. [] Resort to physical force to remove you from my person. You asked me to go out on a date? [] “Certainly!” [] “I’m afraid not.” [] “Allow me to check my schedule.” [] “I think that’s doable, allow me time to decide.” [] “We have in the past.” [] “Your memory must be faulty; we are currently dating.”
In addition,
you should: [] “Write to me.” [] “Join me for a spot of fornication.” [] “Speak with me more often.” [] “Stop in for tea.” [] “Cease harassing me at once.














