[jvgsjeff]

[yahenni]

[doctor-wormm]

please reblog this i spent way too long on what was supposed to be a quick edit

[sleepy-bebby]

hostile work environment

[justcatposts]

Little girl teaching her cats how to draw a flower 

(via)

[hottiewitabloggie]

they’re? just? sitting there ???

[ladycavalier]

it makes it 100% better that i can’t understand her, i feel like i’m hearing what cats hear

[socialistexan]

[crtter]

Heh, she’s speaking Portuguese! Here’s what she’s saying:

*baby voice* “… and if you have any questions, just ask me! And now… yeah. And now you draw the roots. You draw them all twisted up! Got it? A flower? Now draw it. Did you get it, Luis Roberto? Did you get it, Jurandir? Look. Did you get it? That’s how you draw a flower.”

Luis Roberto and Jurandir are people names (Jurandir is especially a name associated with older men) so it’s extra funny that the cats are named that, heh.

[todayintokyo]

In 1982, quite by accident, a zookeeper at Izu Shaboten Zoo in Shizuoka Prefecture discovered that capybaras absolutely loved soaking in hot water, and the practice of providing them an onsen, or traditional Japanese hot spring, was born. Source Massimo; video @yu_haradakei.

[coughloop]

MOVE IDIOT

[crabs-in-a-trench-coat]

He just chillin

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

“This water sure does like hitting me”

[official-german-puns]

[tuxankhamun]

my liege we your council would not advise this course of action but we all agree it would be pretty funny regardless

[jimmyhoffathecat]

Pickles has announced a coup

[thememedaddy]

[tabboulehs]

this is so cute

[cheddar-baby]

[wizardshark]

Gonna want the sound on for this one boys

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

No way is this from Jan 15? Haven't we had this one for years???

[john-jonathy-jonathan-the-3rd]

They are so fucking stupid

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

They are inherently stupid birds, but I'm pretty sure these ones are also pets who are used to these shenanigans and have no reason to be alarmed at their friends suspiciously disappearing due to free grain

[necromancelena]

Die temu ad die

[necromancelena]

Hmm. Accidentally looks like latin.

[chef-boy-ar-girl]

It accidentally is latin

[peanokey-deactivated20250323]

and for my next trick i'm going to walk straight into that glass door. like a blind fucking idiot

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

as is tradition I would like to wish a happy pride month specifically to this Indian guy I used to work with who came SPRINTING to find me when there was some buzz in India about gay marriage being legalized (this was in like 2018ish, it's sadly ended up not panning out) to ECSTATICALLY say "you know what this means??? it means men better start acting better, or their wives are going to leave them for women!!!" he was so excited for all of these hypothetical women who were about to finally leave their loser husbands and lez out. that's a true ally, I hope he's thriving wherever he is.

[kii-tty]

[sinnerenjoyer-deactivated202605]

whoever made the decision to make umpires wear cameras... you are a legend

this is genuinely the funniest thing i've ever seen

[teaboot]

beg for your life, tennis boy

[whitager]

perhaps ripping this one little piece of skin off my lips will at last render them plump and moisturized

[sanitymakesposts]

“Fuck you and the horse you rode in on” Okay it’s fine to hate me or whatever but you do understand the horse is not a part of this right. Like he’s only here because I got on his back and steered him here. I treat him exceptionally well but if he saw anything slightly strange he would run into the woods and forget about me forever. Take it back.