mario's bigender wifeband

main: @clearmarinaa based off some joke

[twistcmyk]

[thatbowserguy]

Coward I would say Bowser

[twistcmyk]

i bet you would

[iwanttohavesexwithsupermario]

i would say something else

[marioswife]

me too

[marioswife]

i am NOT peach

[marioshusband]

and you're NOT married to mario either

[marioswife]

YES I FUCKING AM. WHO EVEN ARE YOU

[marioshusband]

MARIO'S HUSBAND. DUH. CAN'T YOU READ

[marioswife]

YOU ARE NOT MARIOS FUCKING HUSBAND. HE LOVES ME ONLY

[marioshusband]

YES I AM. I HAVE THE PAPERS AND THE RING TO PROVE IT. WHAT DO YOU HAVE HUH

[marioswife]

MARIO IN MY BED. FUCK YOU.

[marioshusband]

clearly thats a fake mario 'cause he's actually in bed with my RIGHT NOW.

[marioswife]

NO HE FUCKING ISNT. YOU LIAR. GO AWAY AND DON'T TOUCH MY GOD DAMN BLOG AGAIN

[marioshusband]

you're just mad that im making out with the real mario and you're not

[marioswife]

you mean the real mario >>>>I<<<< have in bed????

[marioshusband]

you are nothing

mario doesn't love you and will never love you

[marioswife]

he does love me. i'm his everything. mario is married to me and only me. now you? YOU. are nothing.

[marioshusband]

oh please ! stop kidding yourself this is just pathetic. mario would never fall for someone like you. he's mine and mine alone. now be gone with you

[marioswife]

You will never be Mario's husband. You have no engagement ring, you have no marriage pictures, you have no children with him, you didn't get him pregnant. You are a NOBODY twisted by fake promises some Mario chat ai made to you. Me? I AM Mario's real love interest. He's with me, he'll always be.

[marioshusband]

ok now youre just saying things. who said anything about some chat ai thingy. AND PREGNANCY ???

actually you just gave me an idea.... i'll be right back 😁

[marioshusband]

hey btw i got him pregnant 😊

[marioswife]

no you didn't

[marioshusband]

our beautiful baby boy named soap he was just born

[marioswife]

WHY ARE YOU STILL AT IT

[pianokantzart]

A little obsessed with the "utterly burnt out & can't quite figure out how to make it work in this economy" depiction of Mario in the concept art.

Look at him. He's so tired.

[giganticbuddha]

[marioswife]

i am NOT peach

[marioshusband]

and you're NOT married to mario either

[marioswife]

YES I FUCKING AM. WHO EVEN ARE YOU

[marioshusband]

MARIO'S HUSBAND. DUH. CAN'T YOU READ

[marioswife]

YOU ARE NOT MARIOS FUCKING HUSBAND. HE LOVES ME ONLY

[marioshusband]

YES I AM. I HAVE THE PAPERS AND THE RING TO PROVE IT. WHAT DO YOU HAVE HUH

[marioswife]

MARIO IN MY BED. FUCK YOU.

[marioshusband]

clearly thats a fake mario 'cause he's actually in bed with my RIGHT NOW.

[marioswife]

NO HE FUCKING ISNT. YOU LIAR. GO AWAY AND DON'T TOUCH MY GOD DAMN BLOG AGAIN

[marioshusband]

you're just mad that im making out with the real mario and you're not

[marioswife]

you mean the real mario >>>>I<<<< have in bed????

[marioshusband]

you are nothing

mario doesn't love you and will never love you

[marioswife]

he does love me. i'm his everything. mario is married to me and only me. now you? YOU. are nothing.

[marioshusband]

oh please ! stop kidding yourself this is just pathetic. mario would never fall for someone like you. he's mine and mine alone. now be gone with you

[marioswife]

You will never be Mario's husband. You have no engagement ring, you have no marriage pictures, you have no children with him, you didn't get him pregnant. You are a NOBODY twisted by fake promises some Mario chat ai made to you. Me? I AM Mario's real love interest. He's with me, he'll always be.

[marioshusband]

ok now youre just saying things. who said anything about some chat ai thingy. AND PREGNANCY ???

actually you just gave me an idea.... i'll be right back 😁

[marioshusband]

hey btw i got him pregnant 😊

[marioswife]

no you didn't

[goldmaster-art]

Mario & Luigi-stylized commission for @inkkyjuice ! Thank you so much for the request! It was very fun!

[kamostaza]

[cherryfennec]

One whole day late but HEYYYYY the kitties turned 10 years old ain't that just swell (i feel old)

[marioswife]

i am NOT peach

[marioshusband]

and you're NOT married to mario either

[marioswife]

YES I FUCKING AM. WHO EVEN ARE YOU

[marioshusband]

MARIO'S HUSBAND. DUH. CAN'T YOU READ

[marioswife]

YOU ARE NOT MARIOS FUCKING HUSBAND. HE LOVES ME ONLY

[marioshusband]

YES I AM. I HAVE THE PAPERS AND THE RING TO PROVE IT. WHAT DO YOU HAVE HUH

[marioswife]

MARIO IN MY BED. FUCK YOU.

[marioshusband]

clearly thats a fake mario 'cause he's actually in bed with my RIGHT NOW.

[marioswife]

NO HE FUCKING ISNT. YOU LIAR. GO AWAY AND DON'T TOUCH MY GOD DAMN BLOG AGAIN

[marioshusband]

you're just mad that im making out with the real mario and you're not

[marioswife]

you mean the real mario >>>>I<<<< have in bed????

[marioshusband]

you are nothing

mario doesn't love you and will never love you

[marioswife]

he does love me. i'm his everything. mario is married to me and only me. now you? YOU. are nothing.

[marioshusband]

oh please ! stop kidding yourself this is just pathetic. mario would never fall for someone like you. he's mine and mine alone. now be gone with you

[marioswife]

You will never be Mario's husband. You have no engagement ring, you have no marriage pictures, you have no children with him, you didn't get him pregnant. You are a NOBODY twisted by fake promises some Mario chat ai made to you. Me? I AM Mario's real love interest. He's with me, he'll always be.

[marioswife]

i am NOT peach

[marioshusband]

and you're NOT married to mario either

[marioswife]

YES I FUCKING AM. WHO EVEN ARE YOU

[marioshusband]

MARIO'S HUSBAND. DUH. CAN'T YOU READ

[marioswife]

YOU ARE NOT MARIOS FUCKING HUSBAND. HE LOVES ME ONLY

[marioshusband]

YES I AM. I HAVE THE PAPERS AND THE RING TO PROVE IT. WHAT DO YOU HAVE HUH

[marioswife]

MARIO IN MY BED. FUCK YOU.

[marioshusband]

clearly thats a fake mario 'cause he's actually in bed with my RIGHT NOW.

[marioswife]

NO HE FUCKING ISNT. YOU LIAR. GO AWAY AND DON'T TOUCH MY GOD DAMN BLOG AGAIN

[marioshusband]

you're just mad that im making out with the real mario and you're not

[marioswife]

you mean the real mario >>>>I<<<< have in bed????

[marioshusband]

you are nothing

mario doesn't love you and will never love you

[marioswife]

he does love me. i'm his everything. mario is married to me and only me. now you? YOU. are nothing.

[marioswife]

i am NOT peach

[marioshusband]

and you're NOT married to mario either

[marioswife]

YES I FUCKING AM. WHO EVEN ARE YOU

[marioshusband]

MARIO'S HUSBAND. DUH. CAN'T YOU READ

[marioswife]

YOU ARE NOT MARIOS FUCKING HUSBAND. HE LOVES ME ONLY

[marioshusband]

YES I AM. I HAVE THE PAPERS AND THE RING TO PROVE IT. WHAT DO YOU HAVE HUH

[marioswife]

MARIO IN MY BED. FUCK YOU.

[marioshusband]

clearly thats a fake mario 'cause he's actually in bed with my RIGHT NOW.

[marioswife]

NO HE FUCKING ISNT. YOU LIAR. GO AWAY AND DON'T TOUCH MY GOD DAMN BLOG AGAIN

[marioshusband]

you're just mad that im making out with the real mario and you're not

[marioswife]

you mean the real mario >>>>I<<<< have in bed????

[marioswife]

i am NOT peach

[marioshusband]

and you're NOT married to mario either

[marioswife]

YES I FUCKING AM. WHO EVEN ARE YOU

[marioshusband]

MARIO'S HUSBAND. DUH. CAN'T YOU READ

[marioswife]

YOU ARE NOT MARIOS FUCKING HUSBAND. HE LOVES ME ONLY

[marioshusband]

YES I AM. I HAVE THE PAPERS AND THE RING TO PROVE IT. WHAT DO YOU HAVE HUH

[marioswife]

MARIO IN MY BED. FUCK YOU.

[marioshusband]

clearly thats a fake mario 'cause he's actually in bed with my RIGHT NOW.

[marioshusband]

and btw we're making out sloppy style

[marioswife]

NO YOU'RE NOT

[marioswife]

i am NOT peach

[marioshusband]

and you're NOT married to mario either

[marioswife]

YES I FUCKING AM. WHO EVEN ARE YOU

[marioshusband]

MARIO'S HUSBAND. DUH. CAN'T YOU READ

[marioswife]

YOU ARE NOT MARIOS FUCKING HUSBAND. HE LOVES ME ONLY

[marioshusband]

YES I AM. I HAVE THE PAPERS AND THE RING TO PROVE IT. WHAT DO YOU HAVE HUH

[marioswife]

MARIO IN MY BED. FUCK YOU.

[marioshusband]

clearly thats a fake mario 'cause he's actually in bed with my RIGHT NOW.

[marioswife]

NO HE FUCKING ISNT. YOU LIAR. GO AWAY AND DON'T TOUCH MY GOD DAMN BLOG AGAIN

[marioswife]

i am NOT peach

[marioshusband]

and you're NOT married to mario either

[marioswife]

YES I FUCKING AM. WHO EVEN ARE YOU

[marioshusband]

MARIO'S HUSBAND. DUH. CAN'T YOU READ

[marioswife]

YOU ARE NOT MARIOS FUCKING HUSBAND. HE LOVES ME ONLY

[marioshusband]

YES I AM. I HAVE THE PAPERS AND THE RING TO PROVE IT. WHAT DO YOU HAVE HUH

[marioswife]

MARIO IN MY BED. FUCK YOU.

[marioswife]

i am NOT peach

[marioshusband]

and you're NOT married to mario either

[marioswife]

YES I FUCKING AM. WHO EVEN ARE YOU

[marioshusband]

MARIO'S HUSBAND. DUH. CAN'T YOU READ

[marioswife]

YOU ARE NOT MARIOS FUCKING HUSBAND. HE LOVES ME ONLY

[marioswife]

i am NOT peach

[marioshusband]

and you're NOT married to mario either

[marioswife]

YES I FUCKING AM. WHO EVEN ARE YOU

[marioswife]

i am NOT peach