If I was a tree, I would use my mycelium network to spread lies for clout
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@maverickmage
If I was a tree, I would use my mycelium network to spread lies for clout
they’re burning me at the stake tomorrow. If anyone wants to come
Cape
around 1905
machine embroidered, appliquéd, machine quilted, hand-finished
Wien Museum
Everyone who plays around with Tarot cards long enough winds up with a “bad” card that they love. I just barely persuaded my husband not to get the Ten of Swords tattooed on his body; traditionally, it shows a corpse with ten swords stuck in their body and means “utter ruin,” but he thought that if it took ten swords to kill you, then you must have put up a pretty good fight.
honestly this is the most badass ten of swords interpretation i've ever heard. i'm stealing this
WIZARD TIP: They will run out of swords eventually.
"I want molly" "I want percs" well you're getting leeches
Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob
They are condemning my mind palace because of black mold
the puirpose of a spider is what it does
it spides
remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app
im basically normal if you really dont think about it
@maverickmage
i think that killing a dragon should have catastrophic nuclear-fallout level environmental consequences tbh. their blood should scorch and wither the earth with fire and poison, the toxic fumes released as they decay should choke the land and all nearby living creatures, and the entire landscape where they fell should be transformed into a blighted wasteland where bleached leviathan bones loom upwards out of the ground as a warning that can be seen from miles away, the boundary markers of an exclusion zone.
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⸻𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑰𝑪𝑺
⊱ FULL NAME: Aen’Silmarath of House Uhnryk
⊱ NICKNAME: Anselm, That Keeb Bastard, there are so many I can’t remember right now but I’m laughing about them
⊱ TITLES: No official titles (yet…)
by the fourth or fifth time you "come back wrong" no ones even impressed anymore
if you are "animal lover" and don't find the beauty and silliness stored in the humble leech then you should try
i don’t have anything normal to say
you ask me whats in the locket that im wearing and when i open it up its a lovelier meadow than earth physics allows for and the air looks like the wind knitted it out of gold and wonder. the grass and red flowers look like every heaven. i close the locket and youre sad for the rest of your life about something you cant name
this is a pulitzer to me