can i take you out to the pictures, joan?

Get yourself a MAX Premium Air Fryer™ today! (she/her)

[maxwell-posting]

nooo the carrot bitesss

yeah. pikpik carrots are just too expensive to mass produce as snacks right now. i guess. unless you want to fill it with "pikpik like product".

[maxwell-posting]

okay since i can only see a really random subsection of posts i feel like everyone on here needs to know: they discontinued shocking sauce tossed pikpik carrot bites. spaceship fuel prices are up higher than ever. a spacedog show was hosted on INTV and one of the dogs died after the competition. also we're having a 10% off sale on single baskets right now, i guess.

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dad pissing me off right now. don't even feel like getting into it in this post just. wow.

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they're recalling spritz because a batch had space gnat larva inside somehow. nice nice nice nice nice. i love living in this shithole

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

air fried caterpillars

[maxwell-posting]

if we're legally dead can we still get airfryers or is that not legal

i'd have to ask. but that's a pretty weird question to ask so. i probably wont.

[maxwell-posting]

out of curiosity. i looked it up. i would get arrested for some kind of fraud. yikes.

[maxwell-posting]

if we're legally dead can we still get airfryers or is that not legal

i'd have to ask. but that's a pretty weird question to ask so. i probably wont.

[maxwell-posting]

wait theyre dead?

legally yeah. at least that's what i heard. i can't tell you if they actually are. maybe you should check.

[maxwell-posting]

wow ur going crazy giving airfryers to dead people </3

if it works it works.

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why are all the people you try to sell to stuck on that fucking planet 😭 like do you search for them or are you just unlucky

fuck man. are you really going to assume i only reach out to people on tumblr. i have other accounts. but i have no idea why the only blogs that show up are pnf-404 people. even on my old account it was like that.

[maxwell-posting]

YOU'RE BACK!!!! yo we still need our airfryers bulk order

shit i totally forgot. yeah i would but there are no options to ship anything to your planet anymore. i'll try and find a way but. you know.

[horatio-blogging]

how have you never even heard of an airfryer. they've existed for years now? it "fries" food using hot air.

That's not at all like frying, that's just an oven! Call it an oven and I'd know what it is.

[maxwell-posting]

okay no man it's a completely different thing. it's smaller, crisps food better, works faster, and is budget friendly. plus, it's healthier because it doesn't use oil. it's an improvement on the oven.

[horatio-blogging]

Then why aren't all ovens just air fryers now? Truly society would be amazing if ovens were this cool...

[maxwell-posting]

uh huh. sure would be. you want one, don't you?

[horatio-blogging]

Yes! I don't have money though because I have nothing on this planet! but I NEED this thing I've just learned about!

[maxwell-posting]

okay i asked if i could do a PR kind of thing for you and i got the go ahead. but i have no idea how to send one to where you are.

[horatio-blogging]

how have you never even heard of an airfryer. they've existed for years now? it "fries" food using hot air.

That's not at all like frying, that's just an oven! Call it an oven and I'd know what it is.

[maxwell-posting]

okay no man it's a completely different thing. it's smaller, crisps food better, works faster, and is budget friendly. plus, it's healthier because it doesn't use oil. it's an improvement on the oven.

[horatio-blogging]

Then why aren't all ovens just air fryers now? Truly society would be amazing if ovens were this cool...

[maxwell-posting]

uh huh. sure would be. you want one, don't you?

[horatio-blogging]

how have you never even heard of an airfryer. they've existed for years now? it "fries" food using hot air.

That's not at all like frying, that's just an oven! Call it an oven and I'd know what it is.

[maxwell-posting]

okay no man it's a completely different thing. it's smaller, crisps food better, works faster, and is budget friendly. plus, it's healthier because it doesn't use oil. it's an improvement on the oven.

[maxwell-posting]

i didn't actually expect anyone to answer. considering. it'd be weird. for dead people. to still blog on tumblr.

[maxwell-posting]

maybe there's just a haunting problem. i don't know. nobody actually seems to talk about the fact that all of these people are still posting on here. is this site really that dead to the public or is something else happening.

[maxwell-posting]

i didn't actually expect anyone to answer. considering. it'd be weird. for dead people. to still blog on tumblr.