I Am Using Tumblr Now.

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When I die, I want my gravestone to list the traits of all the characters I’ve played in various productions.

Jess Ridley: Weightlifter, Boat Performer, Cat-Superhero, Evil Corporate Person, Smarties Expert, Game Show Girl, Cheesy Villain who’s whole goal is to torture a small child, High School Student, Kidnapper. 

[mbunnyj]

I Counted My Penny Collection Again.

I have 4.25 in pennies. I have 425 pennies. My hands smell like f*cking copper. The box I keep it in is the heaviest sh*t.

This is not unhealthy in any way.

[mbunnyj]

Update: I can't close the f*cking box.

[mbunnyj]

I Counted My Penny Collection Again. I have 4.25 in pennies. I have 425 pennies. My hands smell like f*cking copper. The box I keep it in is the heaviest sh*t. This is not unhealthy in any way.

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hmmm

[mbunnyj]

“Wheee!” *Thunk* “Wheee!” *Thunk* “Wheee!” *Thunk*

[mbunnyj]

I Was Looking Through Pictures Of Summer Camp...

I found this picture of when we all had to dress up like pirates. This is me and a friend, but I don’t want you looking at me. Look at this man. 

This guy. Right behind me. My friend.

Look at him. He’s looking at you.

I can see your soul...

[mbunnyj]

My Friend And I Have A Deal

We agreed, that if either one of us got the opportunity to go on a magical adventure, they would immediately seek out the other and bring them along. 

Like, I just walk up to her house in the middle of the night, covered in glitter and blood, and I’ve got a fairy in a chokehold, and be all like, “Get in loser, we’re going on a magical adventure.” And she’d be like, “Let’s do this.“