-> welcome to my first ever kinkmas/fluffmas ! i wanted to do a mix of both smut and fluff, so there’ll be 5 of each. ALL DATES ARE TENTATIVE !!!!
-> during this, i won’t be writing any requests since this will be taking up most of my time. but feel free to send them in for me to write in january <3
── i saw mommy kissing santa claus ! ft. butters scotch
❆ every year, your husband, butters, dresses up as santa for your kids. however, a poorly timed glance out of their bedroom door leads to a bizarre yet hilarious twist on christmas eve. | fluff
❆ dec. 1
── let it snow ! ft. eric cartman
❆ a record-breaking blizzard hits south park, colorado, and you're stuck outside eric cartman’s house, who just happens to be your sworn enemy. what choice do you have but to knock on the door? | smut
❆ dec. 3
── santa baby ! ft. wendy testaburger
❆ you knew you never should’ve accepted a gift from eric cartman. but maybe it was the final push you and your roommate wendy needed to finally confess. | smut
❆ dec. 6
── winter wonderland ! ft. kyle broflovski
❆ every christmas, your family always brings up the topic of you having a boyfriend and "settling down." each year, you begrudgingly tell them you're still single. but this year will be different— and you need your best friend, kyle, to help you out. | fluff
❆ dec. 9
── baby, it’s cold outside ! ft. kenny mccormick
❆ delivering your last gift on christmas eve leads to you into your best friend’s dads bed. | smut
❆ dec. 11
── it’s beginning to look a lot like christmas ! ft. stan marsh
❆ every christmas, you and stan always compete to see who can give the best gift. but this year, it’s safe to say you won. | fluff
❆ dec. 13
── deck the halls ! ft. stan marsh & wendy testaburger
❆ messing around while christmas decorating with your partners, stan and wendy, leads to more than any of you expected. | smut
❆ dec. 15
── last christmas ! ft. craig tucker & tweek tweak
❆ christmas has been a sore subject for you for a few years now. maybe two annoying upstairs neighbours can help bring back your christmas spirit. | fluff
❆ dec. 18
── jingle bells ! ft. kenny mccormick
❆ hanging a bell on your choker was supposed to be a cute addition to your winter outfit. who knew your boyfriend would go feral? | smut
❆ dec. 21
── i’ll be home for christmas ! ft. craig tucker
❆ a blizzard delays all of the flights back to south park, but craig’s got you waiting for him. he’s determined to make it home. | fluff
so i apologize if my updates are slow. a couple days ago i was forced into eating disorder recovery and i’m currently in the psych ward (again lmao). i get my phone very sparingly so my time to write is very limited. doesn’t mean i’m giving up on you, just that i might be slow
Hiiii, can u do a craig tucker with a baby fever/breeding kink x fem reader?? It would give me so much life cause i been reading the same fanfics of him over and over 😭, thank you so much if you do it
need to breed : craig tucker
warnings: nsfw (18+), fem and afab reader, breeding, p-in-v sex, pregnancy mentions, overstimulation, feral craig tbh
notes: i was just gonna write the smut part, but i love craig sm and wanted to write more 😭 also i haven’t written smut in months so i apologize if i’m rusty <3
“we should have a kid.”
you nearly choke on your own spit at your husband’s forwardness. craig’s always been very blunt in what he says about things or others. but when it comes to the things he wants, he’s a little less vocal. so hearing a suggestion, especially like the one he said, threw you for a loop.
“you- you want to get me pregnant?” you questioned, disbelief in your tone, “and have a baby?”
“that’s usually the order it goes in, yeah.”
you roll your eyes at his sass, but you don’t comment on it. instead, you question him. “whatever, whatever,” you said, “but what’s making you want this now?”
even before you and craig got married, you two talked about having kids one day. it was something both of you wanted in the future. but you weren’t expecting the conversation to happen in the near future.
craig pushes off the doorframe, walking his body to his side of the bed. you watch him curiously as his eyes trail down your body— only wearing a pair of sleep shorts and a thin tank top.
“clyde keeps sending me pictures of he and his wife’s new baby,” craig explained, “it— i guess it just makes me wonder what our baby would look like. and we have the funds to stay afloat, even with one.”
you smile lightly at him. you’d be lying if you said you hadn’t thought about it. maybe it’d have craig’s jet black hair and your eyes, or your hair and craig’s eyes and nose. when you thought about his strong arms holding onto a little chubby baby— your heart soared.
you press a kiss to the tip of his nose. “let’s try.”
a broken sob falls past your lips as craig thrusts inside of you for the umpteenth time. you don’t know how long you’ve been there, laying on your back on the mattress with your legs folded to your shoulders, but you know you’ve been there long enough for craig to fuck three loads into your sopping cunt. or was it four? you could barely remember your own name, let alone how many times you’ve both cum.
“craig— oh god! it’s too much, ‘s too much!” you cried out. craig’s thrusts were furiously fast, yet accurate enough to hit that one spot that made you see stars over and over again.
“you can take it— fuck!” craig groaned, “gotta make sure you get pregnant, right?”
a shaky moan falls past your lips as you bite the bottom one, your fingers gripping the sheets beneath you like a vice.
normally, craig is a slow-fucker. not necessarily overly slow in pace, but in how he takes his time to pleasure you fully. but this? this is a whole new thing for you and him. it’s like a switch got flipped inside his brain, and everything else was shut off except for his need to breed you.
craig’s cock continued to move in and out of you at an animalistic pace. your pussy was beyond spent, leaking a mix of his cum (that he hasn’t already fucked back into you) and yours onto the bedsheets. if you weren’t so out of it, you’d be embarrassed at the mess beneath you and the sound of it being fucked back into you.
“gonna fill you up with my babies, make you a mama,” craig continued to ramble, a small sheen of sweat on his forehead, “you’d like that wouldn’t you? get you all, shit— nice and pregnant.”
your cunt involuntarily squeezed around his cock at his words, a pornographic moan escaping you. craig lightly chuckled, “oh, so you do like it. i just felt your pretty pussy squeeze me.”
your face burns, but there’s very little chance for embarrassment as you feel another orgasm building up, a heat in your tummy. frantic moans and whines escape you, the pleasure bordering on painful from how many times you’ve cum.
“god, fuck!” you cried, “craig, ‘m gonna cum!” tears of pleasure escape your eyes, falling down your cheeks.
with one hand, craig reaches down and runs firm yet rhythmic circles on your clit, making you gasp. with the other, he grabs onto your hand, pressing it to his lips.
“you gonna cum with me, honey?” he said, his thrusts becoming slightly sloppier as he gets closer to his orgasm, “i’m gonna— gonna fill you up again, k? to make sure you have my baby.”
pleas leave your lips as you grip craig’s hand, throwing your head back as the heat in your stomach finally releases with a final loud moan. craig quickly follows, groaning as his load fills your pussy.
craig stays inside of you as his forehead falls against yours, both of your chests moving up and down in sync. you feel beyond spent, your legs numb from holding them up for so long.
but before you can say anything, craig leans up slightly so he can look in your eyes. “got one more in ya, honey? i wanna make sure i get you pregnant on the first try.”
I LOVE UR YUNA LAYOUT SM!! its sooo nice to see some kpop stans around here😭😭 anyways, could i req main 4 w a fem reader that smokes cigs a lot? thank you and have a good dayyyy<3
eric, kyle, stan, & kenny with a girlfriend who smokes cigarettes
warnings: fem!reader, smoking + drug use mentions
note: i apologize if there’s any typos or weird sentences, i wrote this with a migraine 😭 kpop and south park fans unite lollll i hope you enjoy <3
Eric Cartman:
• deep down, he’s completely unbothered by your smoking. as long as it’s not in the house, he doesn’t care.
• but he’ll make you think he cares.
• the second you light up a smoke when you’re around him, cartman’s already fake coughing.
• “eric… i just lit it, and the smokes not even going towards you!”
• “YOU’RE GIVING ME ASTHMA, WOMAN!”
• “THAT’S NOT EVEN HOW IT WORKS!”
• he doesn’t really notice the smell of it on your clothes or on your breath, thankfully.
• you’d never hear the end of it if he did.
• but god forbid you ever ask him if he wants to try it.
• he literally acts like you’re trying to murder him.
• he calls his mom, kyle, kenny, stan, butters, every single person in his contacts just to tell them that you’re ‘trying to get him addicted to drugs and kill him’.
• but once he gets bored of driving you insane with all this, he does get used to it.
• he does still make comments occasionally, though. but dating cartman, you’re already pretty used to that.
Kyle Broflovski:
• to be completely honest, he hates that you smoke.
• he doesn’t really mind when kenny smokes weed around him, but the smell of cigarettes makes his stomach churn.
• plus, he knows the health risks that come with smoking and doesn’t want you to experience any of them.
• you two have definitely gotten into small arguments about it where he’s trying to get you to quit, but you don’t want to and/or can’t.
• for his sake, you’ve tried to quit, but the withdrawals are too much to handle.
• between the urges, the moodiness, and the restlessness— it was safe to say it was the worst week of both of your lives.
• you couldn’t even be in the same room as each other without you snapping at him that he was ‘breathing weirdly’.
• after that, he gave up on asking you to quit. you did compromise a little bit and smoke less.
• he doesn’t like it, but as long as you smoke outside the house and away from him, he keeps his mouth shut for your sake.
Stan Marsh:
• in my opinion, he definitely smokes.
• so having a girlfriend who also smokes would have very few negatives.
• he doesn’t have to worry about smoking around you and you being bothered by it.
• and you both can smoke together without worrying that the other will be grossed out.
• you two spend a lot of nights in his room, the window open, smoking together while you watch cuddle and watch TV.
• probably the only negative is when you guys mix up your packs. accidentally smoking his instead of yours, and vice versa.
• but overall, it’s pretty great.
Kenny McCormick:
• kenny smokes too, but he smokes weed instead of cigarettes.
• he’s tried cigs, but he isn’t a big fan of the taste.
• but he definitely doesn’t mind you smoking them if you don’t mind him smoking weed.
• you both go on a lot of late night drives, smoking together, stopping at gas stations to get cheap snacks, and listening to music.
• there aren’t really any negatives. kenny loves that he can smoke with you.
!! please note that in all of my works, they are aged up to at least 18. whether they are still in high school or are graduated depends on the work, but they will always be at least 18 !!
i accept requests for: eric cartman, stan marsh, kyle broflovski, kenny mccormick, wendy testaburger, tweek tweak, butters scotch, craig tucker
acceptable things/genres to request are: fluff, angst (with or without a happy ending), hurt/comfort, semi-nsfw, nsfw, headcanons, dark content, dead dove do not eat, yandere, mental illness, polyamory, any gender reader, AU’s, etc etc
!! if you have any questions regarding anything here, feel free to send me an ask or a message. please note that i have full allowance to refuse a request if it’s uncomfortable for me to write. also, i’m in my senior year of high school and dealing with chronic illnesses, so sometimes my updates may be slow— please be patient. <3 !!
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