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whyenn-reader

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

pawsnsaws

Need to get him so stupid he doesn't even consider himself human anymore.

Need to put paws mits on him so he can't use his fingers, after all, pups don't have hands!!

A tight collar with his name on the tag, or maybe it'll say "Dumb Mutt." Attatched to a leash ill always hold. Can't have a dumb puppy running off on his own!!

A pretty bone gag in his mouth so he can't talk, since pups just bark and yip and whine<3

A soft set of ears and a tail which he always has to wear, to the point he feels naked without wearing them. He'll wiggle his hips and wag his tail whenever I tell him he's such a good boy.

Keep him in a kennel, i decide when he can come out, making him eat out of a doggy bowl with only his mouth, training him every day with a clicker. Making him get dumber and dumber until being my pet is all he really thinks he is. Cause it is<33 His job is to be my pretty spoiled pup xx