Is This Too Corny?

It's me, Bea! she/her 🚺♉️ . Please register to vote!

[merrybitchmas91-deactivated2019]

That’s it that’s the show 

[humunanunga]

Tumblr after 12/16/18:

[running-batty]

It’s that time of year to say no to the Salvation Army.

Never forget they let a Trans woman die instead of helping her.

Never forget they have tossed entire families on the street for having an LGBT child.

Never forget they tell non Christian families that unless they convert they will not help them.

Never forget that the Salvation Army is bigoted and hateful, many of the bell ringers routinely heckle and harass LGBT couples.

[ftwobr2000]

Annual reblog.

[cosmomage]

In case you’re worried about being rude by ignoring the bell ringers. 

[grimelords]

what if you got in someone’s car and they were listening to asmr. like you get in and there’s just wet lip sounds blasting the whole next hour while your friend barely keeps control of the car cause the asmr waves are just rocking their body to the core.

[poryqon]

post more paleontology memes

HECK YEAH

[dutchster]

when it’s november 1st

[crazyaboutlefandoms]

Songs with the same bpm but played over different than original video tracks give me life

[hayley-kiyoko-and-the-gays]

Via Andy Iwacio on Facebook.

Please share!!

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[closet-keys]

[1-800-fuckyou]

i am absolutely losing my mind over this article imagine living in the upper west side literally paying millions of dollars for a luxury apartment in the richest part of the greatest city in the world, you walk out of your complex with your thousand dollar stroller so connor or hunter or ashlyn can get some fresh air before their scheduled paleo snack when suddenly a fucking rat leaps into the thing like its being thrown by a stagehand in the bushes, a goblin achieving flight for a fraction of a second, scampering around in the shit and slime of the street and now its in your trust fund childs lap i am LIVING, new york freakin city babey!!!!!!!!!!!

[mostlycatsmostly]

[flordalaranja]

an alien

[apathetic-revenant]

[dinuguan]

[batmanthedarknewsie]

They can’t get me for one that doesn’t reveal exam content

[vitabreva]

Grimes x Musk

Good End: Grimes gets all Musk’s money after he dies by autoerotic asphyxiation, donates it to charity.

Bad End: Grimes goes full right-accelerationist, becoming high priestess of the Silicon Valley A.I. Cult and ushering into being the Tellurian Demiurge.

Golden End: Grimes murders Musk on their wedding night, leads the Tesla workers in rebellion, and flees to her home planet in a stolen SpaceX rocket, leaving behind a final album even better than Art Angels.

True End: They break it off in a few months. Grimes makes a few million off Musk in exchange for signing an NDA to keep quiet about his autoerotic asphyxiation kink.

[c-bassmeow]

[sandrasandiaa]

GO OFF GIRLLL 

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[halfsad-deactivated20180421]

why the FUCK does squidward have fingers