This is my way of thanking you ♥

Raven/30/England I used to have a purpose but now this is mostly just a shitpost collage. Assorted tags for fun (with links): fave/omg/omfg/about-me/reference Also I write sometimes.

[ballpitfriend]

let me slip into something less comfortable (starts wearing clothes that are not comfortable)

[rabbitrah]

Me thinking why a whale (big) would eat krill (small) and then I remembered rice (yum)

[rabbitrah]

so few people appreciate the wisdom I have to offer.........

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

my farming sim game will have animal butchery as a normalized part of the gameplay loop to act as a lightning rod to draw all the discourse and thinkpieces away from topics that would annoy me more

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

in my farming sim game that has animal butchery as a normalized part of the gameplay loop, shipped products will be sold on a weekly basis, not a daily one. you get a big windfall once a week and then you budget around that. if you want more money in the interim you have to go sell to the local merchants whatever products they specialize in.

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

in my farming sim game, getting married to one of the townspeople will have a significant impact on your gameplay. if you marry the rival farmer, their smaller farm will be merged with yours. if you marry the town alchemist/doctor you get a buff to all your alchemy and you wake up from getting knocked out in your own home instead of their clinic. if you marry the priestess she uh, idk she does weather related divine magic for you so you can choose the weather, idk i haven't thought too hard about that one yet

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

my farming sim game will have a MILF you can actually F

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

these tags are probably a joke but genuinely i do think that more games with romance candidates in general should require you to at least be on friendly terms with their family/close friends before they will romance/marry you. so yes. romancing the MILF will require attending her kid's pretend tea party first. to prove you mean business

[slingerapen]

cats know keyboard shortcuts even microsoft doesnt know about

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

tumblr is showing me comments by "best first" by default now which firstly is really fucking annoying and secondly what if i want them sorted by worst first. what then. fuck off.

[talestobetold]

"sort by controversial" is one of the few things reddit has on tumblr

[jabberding0]

tree grafting techniques

[darkmodepls]

isn't it bizarre that people and animals have to match precise genetic markers for organ donation and take immunosuppressive medication for the rest of their life or else the body will reject it, yet you can pull all sorts of Frankenstein nonsense on plants and it will work so long as they're roughly in the same family

[drdeath]

Fully and utterly obsessed with every single aspect of this scene

[wintersoldierfell]

#when you’re both gay and one of you is stuck at a family dinner so you plan an elaborate rescue mission

[drax-the-vampire-king]

Yeah catwoman you may want to stick with a normal car..

[curiositysavesthecat]

If you could restart your life from age 15 with all the knowledge you possessed now, so that you COULD go back and fix all your regrets/mistakes, would you do it?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 2 days 6 hours

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[treecitysessions]

My issue with sex is I talk a big game and make people think I’m this huge freak and then when it’s time to have sex I’m like an injured bird you have to rehabilitate and teach to trust humans again

[radio-galaxy]

fuck you *webtoon-ifies your griddlehark*

here’s a comic i’ve been working on off-and-on for a couple months. it was a lot of fun getting to try out a scrolling format for a comic! if you actually scrolled and read this far, high five and thanks <3

[myriapoda-1306]

One time I came home from uni very upset and my younger siblings asked what's wrong. I said that mutated flies in our lab escaped because someone broke their jar. I didn't even realise how scary it sounded to them until I saw their faces lmao. I was upset because we were short on said flies (they don't reproduce very well) and my siblings thought that some crazy radioactive fly monsters escaped and we are all fucked now. Love being a mad scientist in their eyes lowkey

[raylangivins]

[thadymiller]

Text: congrats on the failure babe, most people don't even try

[catchymemes]

[dduane]

Article. Article every time. Not gonna waste time arguing. 🙂

[kyraneko]

Article is superior to video for the same reasons as don't call, send text.

I'll read it at my speed, not yours, and it will still be there convenient for further perusal afterwards without having to find a specific point in the video.

Video is very much like first-person narrative: there has to be something interesting about the delivery (and the person doing the delivery) for me to stick around past the first paragraph.

[octobluest]

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

My girlfriend and I disagree on how obscure a piece of pop culture knowledge is, so I’m asking you to give us data via this poll

Do you know what planet wookiees come from in Star Wars?

Yes, I’m familiar with the Star Wars EU

Yes, I have only seen the movies

Yes, I have not seen the movies

No, I’m familiar with the Star Wars EU

No, I have only seen the movies

No, I have not seen the movies

Voting ended onJul 30

Please do not say the name of the planet in any reblogs or replies, I want this to specifically be based on whether it is common enough knowledge for people to know it without help or being reminded.

[dexi-draws]

Professor Caulfield

[cali]

soundscape of young green martian playing with pvc pipes

[dralphabet]

[dehydratedbunny]

I love this video so much it brings me so much joy every time it crosses my dash again