*swaggily does the hampster dance*

common melvin behavior. they/them.

[laterkiss]

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

[laterkiss]

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

[rylandgraces]

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

[emesissy]

i'm such yayybait. i'm such yippee!bait. i love to become ensnared in delight

[butch-ramblings]

pussy understander so they call me cliterate

[ceruleanheaven]

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

[puppet-paradise]

The Big Comfy Couch Pie in the Sky

[smoothbrainwrinkledshirt]

The baddest bitch in town

[cakebatteronabrickwall]

[fursasaida]

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

[diana-andraste]

Der Gang durch das Grauen (The Walk through Horror), Ernst Schertel, 1918

Woodcut

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[ashstfu]

reading a good interesting book after a horrible reading slump and suddenly you can feel the sun shining again and the sky is more beautiful than ever and birds are all singing songs to you

[louquorice]

doing perspective box exercises but then some cat loafed in them

[stlamb]

[portraitoftheoddity]

My favorite part of youtube is the part of it that is middle-aged-to-old guys with zero production value who have made a simple, low-quality video on their phones about how to repair the exact fucking appliance that has been giving me grief so I can fix that fucker myself instead of spending hundreds of dollars to hire someone.

These men are all my honorary uncles and I love them.

[dw]

love the word aforementioned. like i already said that