Freeman On The Land

You fear my student voice just admit it you mongoose

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maybe. maybe not

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FUCK THE LOCALS

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gender reveal placenta lasagna

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Gettin my pussy hammered at the gas station

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ah crap, dads making minecraft parodies again

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Studying census records from 1929 to fogure out how I can gentrify homelessness

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declaring moral bankruptcy so i can send dick pics while driving without being guilted

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baroque: pooing in the loo

barack: sharting in mitch mcconnell’s coffee

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this is anon hate

I’ve had Enough of you pie lawns..

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-wake up at 1pm

-reblog pictures of sad quotes spraypainted on warehouses

-get out of bed

-try to walk the cat

-have some tea

-hold the newspaper without reading any of it

-watch netflix comedy specials

-dinner with bitchy neice

-get really worked up on twitter

-try to sleep

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Pastor, I know I used birth control, but I did it in a god-fearing way I promise. I’mpositively terrified

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Chubby sits upon my shelf. Out of reach

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heteronormativity say it back

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Why doth the bathroom flor hast a drain if it were not meant for a soul to have peed’st in it

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pulling out my wallet quran on the toilet desperately trying to remember how I can remove my IUD at home in the most respectful way possible

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My nipples present as george hw bush

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Getting upset with my actions for constantly speaking louder than my words