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inutechy:

‘Let me show you how to SAMURAI THIS BITCH’ sounds like something Uzu has said at least once

You’d be correct Houka!

...well. Perhaps I haven’t said those exact words, but I have said things very similar!

#inutechy #ic blogging tbt.#I believe what I have said is 'let me show the full might of my mendoukote bitch!'#Or something like that!

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AY BITCH I SEE YOU TRYIN’ TO CUT FRUIT LIKE YOU SOME GODDAMN SAMURAI WITH A BROKEN SWORD THAT AIN’T GON’ WORK LET ME SHOW YOU HOW TO SAM-UR-AI THIS B I T C H

#ic blogging tbt.#tagged for!#It is me!#Hell yeah she isn't doing it right!

inutechy:

mendoukote replied to your post: Shiro Iori for best male KLK character or best KLK…

[[ *sanageyama voice* IT WAS FOR A GOOD CAUSE!

‘I DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT EYE SURGERY!!!!’ –Iori probably))

‘TOO BAD!!!!!!’ - Sanageyama, probably in response

#out of.#shitpost.#[[ iori Did Not Deserve This ]]

deriision-archived

Me: Where are the male KLK muses at?

fibermancer

kinkagori

nudistisshin-a-blog

suckmygreatnakeddagger-blog

mendoukote-blog

#out of.#You rang?#[[ aohofdhodSJOHODH I HAVEN'T BEEN HERE IN AGES #BUT I AM NOW #HECK ]]#gif /#long post /

inutechy:

Hey guys, wanna hear a joke?

Too bad you’re gonna hear it anyways.

What’s Uzu’s favorite band?

Arctic Monkeys.

Hilarious, Inumuta.

#ic blogging tag.#inutechy #I don't even know who 'Arctic Monkeys' are.#Jokes on you bro.

way-of-flowers

“…There’s an actual Gossip Club…?”

[ @inutechy & @mendoukote ]

mendoukote-blog

❛ Yep! Founded by yours truly, of course! Even though I couldn’t oversee it - it still didn’t mean I couldn’t create a club. ❜

#way-of-flowers #ic tag.#[[ IM DYING #THE GOSSIP CLUB IS TOTALLY A THING #HE MADE IT #OUR HCS ARE REALLY STRANGE TB H ]]

inutechy:

Memeclub and Shitpost Club existed because I was their Patron

They were directly sponsored by my gay memey shitposting ass, Uzu

I suspected as much.

#inutechy #ic blogging tag.#Jeez man - couldn't've that partron went to something more important like.#I don't know.#Science or whatever.#Helpful nerd things.#Instead of needless jokes?

cyberneticlagomorph:

shitpost club was the only other club that understood the tyranny of gossip club

Tyranny? More like it was the Gossip Club that stood up to the treachery that was the Meme Club and Shitpost Club combined. Don’t kid yourself.

#cyberneticlagomorph #ic blogging tag.#I have no idea how your clubs even got passed by the other elites and Satsuki-sama.#It was a waste of time and space!

inutechy:

Uzu’s cool

I’m cool

The whole Council is Way Fucking Cool

Finally, the real truth is spoken!

#inutechy #ic blogging tag.#Of course the entire Elite Four is cool as hell!#We're here to look nice and kick ass in our own ways - isn't that right?

@horosuru replied to your post:"you're not cooler than inumuta-senpai."

GOOD. because uzu is lame and everyone should know it

❛ Did anyone even ask, Ryuko? ❜

#horosuru #The answer: nobody. Nobody asked for your opinion. Y'know why people don't ask for your opinion?#Because it'll always be something incredibly ridiculous or incredibly dull.#[[ -turns to look at the camera like on the office-#lame-ass monkey man tries to come back: more at 11 ]]

"you're not cooler than inumuta-senpai."

❛ ...hm? I could’ve sworn there was something annoying and dead wrong vibrating against my ear...I wonder what it was....❜

#It's a damn shame I'll never find out...#[[ *uzu voice* Mankanshoku Mako doesn't exist sweatie :)#( im dying i have had this blog for less than 24 hours and it feels like we already have a bLOG MEM E ) ]]#koiroquettes #answered tag.

horosuru:

❛ Alright, lemme put this another way then… Satsuki should disown ya’ right now. I’m actually embarrassed for her because she has ta’ live th’ rest of her life knowin’ that one of her Elite Four is so lame that th’ he makes th’ computer geek look cool—and we both know what th’ dweeb wears. ❜

Woah, ho-oh! You think you can just walk away from this Sanageyama? Oh no, I’m dragging you down to hell with me.

❛ Goin’ for lowblows then. eh? How dirty. I had higher expectations of you, Matoi. That’s purely my fault - however. For the record,,,

I AM TOTALLY COOLER THAN INUMUTA! WHAT THE HELL?! AND SATSUKI-SAMA DISOWNIN’ ME?! THERE ARE JUST CERTAIN THINGS THAT SHOULDN’T BE SAID! IF THERE’S ANYONE SHE SHOULD BE DISOWNIN’, IT’S YOU! YOU’RE A DISRESPECTFUL PIECE OF PUNK TRASH! DO YOU LEGITIMATELY THINK THAT RED STREAK’S COOL?! AMERICA’S CALLING, AND IT WANTS IT PUNK ROCK AESTHETIC BACK! YOU KNOW WHAT - THAT’S IT! WE ARE HAVING OUR REMATCH, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW! I’M GONNA POUND YOUR SORRY ASS INTO THE GROUND, MARK MY FUCKING WORDS MATOI! ❜

And dragged him to hell you did, Ryuko. Look at him. Do you know what you did? You fucked up a perfectly good lame-ass monkey man, that’s what you did. He’s got anxiety now.

#horosuru #crack tag.#[[ petition to send sanageyama's lame ass back to northern kanto 2k16 #he's #so #LAME #IM DYIN ]]

CALLOUT POST FOR MATOI RYUKO AND MANKANSHOKU MAKO:

They’re both a two for one pain in my ass.

Need to be stopped.

Could someone fetch them a room please?

Mankanshoku is a coincidental smartass,

Matoi is done with life.

They need to let me meme and pun in peace.

I am a innocent man.

AND, WORST OF ALL, THEY’RE OUTSMARTING ME AT PUNS AND INSULTS!

#crack tag.#ic blogging tag.#[[ it's almost 3am and I am dea d ]]

horosuru:

❛ Sanageyama, I’m going ta’ be honest here… that was lame. That was really lame. In fact, that was so lame that ya’ probably killed any respect I had for ya’ in less time than Harime kicked yer ass. You should feel bad. ❜

Ryuko probably has some fatal disease after hearing that. Really, thanks for that Sanageyama!

Whistles REALLLLYYYYY innocently.

❛ C’mon now - at least I CAN be lame! And besides! I had to do it eventually! I would have let down the audiences expectations if I didn’t! ❜

Nice. We hope you rot in a hole with your newly contracted disease, Matoi Ryuko. Good fucking riddance.

#horosuru #crack tag.#[[ HE IS THE LAMEST #I SWEAR TO GOD #IM FREAKIN GON E ]]

koiroquettes:

“Oh, does everyone hear that? I know that Honnouji’s a zoo, but, never did I think I’d hear actual, real monkeys! Chimp chimp, weewee, ooh oh!! Uwah, hear it yell and scream!”

❛ Oh? What’s this? There’s something - a presence around me so to say - that’’s killing my brain cells one by one. How heartless...it must be the thing that’s causing everyone’s intelligence to drop just by being around it. I swear I will bring this bastard to justice! ❜

#koiroquettes #crack tag.#[[ *uzu voice* swe :) tie :) ]]

koiroquettes:

“But why would I nyah with a monkey!? Monkeys don’t go nyah! They make, like, ooh oh sounds! Squeaky sounds!”

❛ Shit, you’re right! I’ve disgraced my own kind! I apologize, Mankanshoku! Allow me to correct my mistake:

Oooh. OOOOH. OOOOOOOOOO. ❜

You know, for a man who’s been dubbed ‘The Monkey’, you would think he would be better at mimicking the sounds a monkey actually makes.

#koiroquettes #crack tag.#[[ NYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYA N Y A ]]

❛ Truly a girl after my own heart. ❜

#horosuru #answered tag.#...crack...tag...?#[[ HE IS IMPRESSED(TM)#YOU HAVE HIS RESPECT ]]

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