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OH MY GOD I REMEMBERED IT.

scarredbyxhellfire:

“That’s a skill you should learn.”

“ Eh, I usually pay people for that. ”

#ic #v; main #scarredbyxhellfire

scarredbyxhellfire:

“Well, I also helped stop the Apocalypse so…there’s that.”

“ Guess it’s good to know you can clean up your own damn messes. ”

#ic #v; main #scarredbyxhellfire

scarredbyxhellfire:

“ – How’d you know about that?”

“ Let’s just say, Lady Death and I are tight - and there’s lots of word about that in the afterlife. ”

#ic #v; main #scarredbyxhellfire

takeabiteoutofyou:

“As long as you pay for it, because that was an expensive frame. Is that cheese on it?”

“ The can of cheez-whiz just exploded on its own, I swear! ”

#ic #v; main #takeabiteoutofyou

scarredbyxhellfire:

“Okay, when was the last time I did something on the same level of stupidity that you do things?”

“ Does the word Apocalypse ring a bell? ”

#ic #v; main #scarredbyxhellfire #wade das cheating u cant use the fact u watched his show to ur advantage

scarredbyxhellfire:

“The second you do something not worth judging, I’ll stop.”

“ And who exactly are you to judge, Winchester? ”

#ic #v; main #scarredbyxhellfire

scarredbyxhellfire:

“ —- “

“ Hey. I see you judging me. Quit that shit. ”

#ic #v; main #scarredbyxhellfire #.//he's just #knOCK IT OFF WINCHESTER

whywidow

She wants to dance like uma thurman

#smile!#thiS IS PE RFECT OH MY GO D

“ That? Nah, wasn’t me. Stop lookin’ at me like that. ”

#ic #v; main #open #slides back in here like yo whatup

SARCASM: a sentence pack

"That went well."

"I hope you're happy now."

"Brilliant."

"Do you ever use your brain, or do you just think those five pounds are a built in workout for your neck muscles?"

"Remind me why I should care."

"Oh, gosh, you've insulted me! What ever shall I do? I'll be mentally and emotionally scared for years!"

"This is your bright idea?"

"Wow, you are just so incredibly funny."

"You keep on telling yourself that, sweetheart."

"Whose idea of a fun time is this?"

"Careful, keep having that much fun and it might actually start being good for your health."

"Yes, because your well-being is definitely my number one concern."

"I'll lose sleep over that. Definitely."

"Oh, no. Whatever shall we do? It's dark and we live in the 21st century!"

"Yeah, sure thing."

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