Born to serve, forced to purge

Marika's second-favourite firstborn. Those stripped of the grace of gold shall all meet death, in the embrace of Messmer's flame. Tarnished and Hornsent dni.

[messsssmer]

18 inches of what now

[messsssmer]

It doesn't get better but perhaps one day it will not get worse

[messsssmer]

I have been informed that the "vibes" of this blog are drab and depressing

[messsssmer]

Call me a killjoy if thou wilt but honestly thou'rt selling short how many types of killing I do

[lordsausage]

shoutout to the words "overmorrow" and "ereyesterday". english losing these words was stupid. "the day after tomorrow" "the day before yesterday" clunky-ass constructions. revolting. i'm bringing overmorrow and ereyesterday back in my idiolect and there is nothing you can do about it

[messsssmer]

"Party Rock" is not "in the house" this night nor any other! Cease this at once!

[godefroy-the-grafted]

Breaking kayfabe ever so slightly on this blog to say that it looks like @miquellakind got termed recently. So inevitably what happened is the trans girl behind the sideblog got her main banned (I don't know this for sure but I give it like 80% odds).

Godefroy would definitely have some triumphant "down with the heathens in the Golden Order" post to make about it but it's more important to me to remind everyone that every single good bit on this website is thanks to trans women and staff is STILL terming us unfairly and more people need to make a stink about it. If anyone knows who the doll behind the Miquella blog was feel free to DM me and I'll keep an eye out for "I was xyz, reblog to find my mutuals" posts on my own main.

[messsssmer]

Crusade Slam Poetry Night was a mistake

[messsssmer]

Messmer Monday

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[messsssmer]

(Killing people): The grind never ceaseth

[greiilock]

[reistkult]

[ranni-thewitch]

[messsssmer]

Wh

[messsssmer]

Direct all thy salt, thy malediction, and thy gamer rage towards me alone.

[messsssmer]

Smiling requireth fewer muscles than frowning, however making no expression useth no muscles at all. Therefore the most energy efficient strategy in life is to never experience or express an emotion.

[amok0-art]

[messsssmer]

Get me out of here