Black Lagoon: Dating
Someone on Reddit asked about going on dates with Black Lagoon characters and of course, I wrote a few things. Decided to share with tumblr.
Dutch - He'll take you to a bar that's NOT The Yellow Flag. Its a secret hideaway, one that he goes to when he wants to be alone. He'll buy the house special and shoot a lil pool. Be careful, though...he may try to hustle you and not just for cash
Rock - He'll take you to his favorite dining restaurant that serves up dishes right in front of you, similar to Benihana. The menu will be something that reminds him of home, so be prepared for Japanese cuisine. He'll probably recommend something without your input but don't hold it against him; he's just a lil too excited and nervous
Benny - a quiet evening at the beach. Will probably have a small picnic and a radio that has some soft beats.
Jane - Be careful. She seems like a cheap date. Getting fast food, maybe a few drinks...but then, she'll put on an act and lure you into a motel. That's where the real date begins. Up to you if you're game or not.
Eda - you're definitely gonna paint the town red. You're gonna ride on her bike and go everywhere. Shopping, bar hopping, dinner at a moderately priced restaurant. Maybe, if you're lucky...you might get a room. But you're going to pay for EVERYTHING
Roberta - she knows the most romantic spots in the city. Unlike Eda, Roberta will make sure the date is 100% about you. She even got permission from Master Garcia to stay out late. Indulge herself, those are his orders. He'll have made reservations that has dinner and a show (probably the equivalent of a Mariachi band) You WILL buy her flowers, though.
Balalaika - Tonight, she will make sure the world knows you are her prize. She's gonna show you off like a trophy. The fanciest most expensive restaurant in town. Orchestra concert at her favorite amphitheater. Then you'll retire with her at her penthouse suite at one of the hotel buildings she owns, where you will share a glass of wine that you think is from the 1800s.
Sawyer - she would actually be really really shy and self conscious about herself. But after you assure her that this is gonna be a fun date....she takes you to a party at an underground warehouse. Indie band playing grunge. Get ready to rock. Stay hydrated, though! She's definitely going to wanna dance.
Lotton - believe it or not, he's gonna take you to his favorite diner. Yes, Roanapur has a diner. And yes, you're gonna have the best damn bacon cheeseburger you ever eaten with a ice cream shake that yall will awkwardly share.
Chang - He's going to take you to one of the restaurants that he owns. High end, though not as fancy as Balalaika. Still, the atmosphere is romantic, intimate, and very peaceful. He'll order for you and you will not mind one bit. You'll let him off the hook but just this once.
Revy - Revy is a very difficult one. I don't think she dates. Nor do I believe she would ever make a move and ask you out. So you're gonna have to be the one who takes initiative. Take her for a night drive. Park at a secluded spot, pop open some drinks, listen to tunes, and just chill. She'll get hungry eventually and slyly goad you into picking up some pizza. You'll eat in your car and just continue to hang. Try to get her to laugh. If you do, you're gold. Despite how simple everything is, its probably gonna be the best date of your life.
