totally kafkaesque.

💀 jesse // he | him 💎 breaking bad drawings and thoughts

[notcapableofbeingtheguy]

Do you ever forget about Jesse Pinkman for a while and then remember like oh my god oH my gOd jesse PINKman ohmy gofd

[methypinkman]

i bought a hamster yesterday. her name is holly. as in holly from breaking bad.

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i forgot but here she is

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holly died like a month ago and im still fucking miserable but i did get this tattoo of her the other day

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marie approves of this masterpiece. pass it on.

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update: combo approves of it too.

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i feel like infodumping about breaking bad give me topics/opinions in questions

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naming myself was a fun process. first name is jesse. i think we all know why, i mean look at me, obviously pinkman.

second name though? gus. i’m just over here in my breaking bad shirt and pink/black split dyed hair like ”fring or åhr? i know as much as you bitch”

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got left alone at my boyfriend’s mom’s place and was told to make myself at home, feel free to do/take anything etc…. watched breaking bad for five hours and didnt move an inch from where i was sitting when they left

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what listening to lil peep and rewatching breaking bad for the millionth time does to a mf

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machine gun kelly - why are you here

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dont date goth girls if youre planning on making jesse x jane fanart and dont wanna be reminded of them

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oh to be a bush pilot in new zealand while my wife paints the local castles and shit

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hm. millionth rewatch and this is the first time i’ve realized that it was kind of shitty of jesse to first be like ”cmon can we smoke pleeeease??? oh? youre in recovery? well can _I_ smoke then?” and then continue to do drugs around jane and allow her to try too....? not blaming him bc hes an addict too but i guess i’m just somehow growing out of my ”jesse pinkman has never done anything wrong” phase and i don’t know how or why

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dos hombres and schraderbrau have no business coexisting bc i dont turn 18 until august and i really want them

then again i dont think they even sell them here bc if they did i wouldve paid my boyfriend to get them. but cmon a man needs his breaking bad beverages

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thought i’d share this here as well! message me if interested :)

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me and my friend have been watching breaking bad for 4 hours non stop and are currently losing our shit at the talking pillow scene where walter jr is just like ”this is stupid youre a pussy” and hank’s just there for the food

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update: we watched breaking bad for 12 hours straight

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update: we’re dating. breaking bad does wonders

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update: we’re engaged

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skyler changing her last name back to her maiden name, lambert, to not be associated with walt... only for walt to change his name to that too. great thinking there mr and mrs lambert

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me: *watching breaking bad*

my boyfriend: *points at walter jr and louis* is... is he gay?

me: no theyre friends

my boyfriend: useless character

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