MidnightTease118

20-something female (she/her). Asexual erotica author. Also on AO3 & Literotica. Helpful comments are appriciated! P.S You are loved ❤️

[misskiwi4]

I’m scared what it says about me that I found Dan’s Instagram reels more funny than Phil’s TikTok’s… help

[the-black-pharade]

how do i block them

[pukicho]

The best part of the beach is pretending to fight the ocean by beating the shit outta them waves

[pukicho]

I always lose but it makes me feel important, and it’s fun

[pukicho]

I'm pushing 30, why

[i-am-a-fish]

I don't want to be negative but I do think we need to kill some of these people

[talkingtotheanimals]

[mooglemain]

me disassociating when my boss at work chews me out

[nicxsiv]

so about that dream...

[treestomeetyou]

5 times Dan and Phil click baited us

+ one time it was real

[nukihowlter]

i know we always joke about yaoi overdose on here but i do believe if dan and phil end up posting their reaction to heated rivalry some of us may genuinely die

[blasphannie]

so you agree? you would have kissed if you weren't in the presence of an untrustworthy taxi driver?

[kaijuno]

[ithemissawesome]

its ok father you can breathe

[fleshgerm]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS KINGER DOING ON HIS ADVENTURE LMAOOO

[bigandretired-deactivated202501]

[memeuplift]

[cryptotheism]

Pisses me off how good Shakespeare actually is. Like yeah he's actually that good. People hype him up like he's the best English writer ever, and yeah he's actually an S+ tier writer.

[cryptotheism]

Insane that he did all that while naming his characters shit like Count Evilcount and Peter Penissex.

[energeticwarrior]

[lowpolyanimals]

Shark from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time