imagine cassie cutting her own bangs but she keeps fucking up so she keeps going shorter and shorter 🫠 then she finally gives up, not wanting to make it worse. she’s kind of embarrassed about how they turned out—short, choppy, and uneven. you however find it cute ૮꒰⸝⸝> ̫ <⸝⸝꒱ა <3
“baby, next time i can cut them for you if you want.”
“yeah, i, uh… really fucked up, huh?” cassie replies with a self deprecating laugh.
you reach up, gently brushing her bangs. “maybe a little. but they’re so cute.”
cassie wraps your waist, pulling you flush against her. “you’re just saying that because you’re my girlfriend and you have to be nice to me.”
“i don’t have to be nice to you,” you tease. “i’m actually the opposite of nice when you snore or do anything else to annoy me.”
“i don’t snore to annoy you,” cassie says, rolling her dreamy blue eyes. “it’s a biological thing, baby.”
“okay, dr. mckay,” you say sarcastically. you then smooth down cassie’s baby bangs. “but seriously, your bangs are cute, cass.”
“only you would think that.”
“do you care about the opinion of others?”
cassie smiles and scoffs, squeezing your hips affectionately. “no. just myself and you,” cassie murmurs, her cheeks flushing in the lightest shade of pink.
“that’s what i thought,” you say, returning cassie’s smile before pressing your lips to hers. when you pull back, your eyes are naturally drawn to cassie’s forehead. “no one else can pull off these fuckass bangs like you do, dr. mcbangs.”
cassie erupts in laughter, your remark both funny and endearing to her. “why thank you, baby.” cassie’s head dips closer to you, a playful glimmer in her eyes. “i almost like mcbangs better than mckay.”
you giggle and then give her lips a quick peck. “well, cassie mcbangs, i am so incredibly in love with you.”
smiling, cassie leans forward, her nose grazing yours. “back at you, my baby.”
sapph i'm so sorry but i feel like u're the only one who might understand me… i can't move on from cassie's s3 bangs. like! what do u mean that's a straight woman when it was clearly her genz girlfriend who chopped her hair like that c'monnnnn. now eye wanna be her genz girlfriend who gives her baby bangs while she sits on the bathroom counter ok i'm leaving
she is NAWT straight— at the very least bisexual even if she (or the pitt writers) don’t realize it yet. thinking about cutting her bangs for her and they come out choppy and a little uneven but still 10x better than if she did them herself…
✦ introducing: (fem black) pitt princess!reader for THE PITT.
fairytales aren’t real— and yet, she’s a real life princess. loves megan thee stallion. short, well kept nails. whimsical. hidden tattoos. in on all the nurse gossip. unintentional charmer. undercover nerd. naturally nymph-coded. stubborn when offended. black barbie. doe eyes. a cutie more than baddie (but she has her moments). vinyl geek. small stud earrings.
pitt princess!reader!
✦ pitt princess!reader whose love language with those older than her includes ragebaiting. robinavitch is the easiest and most frequent target for her, but that doesn’t mean she won’t go after mckay or langdon, too. nothing in the world is quite as amusing as michael pinching down his nose as soon as he spots her beelining towards him.
✦ pitt princess!reader who’s a 2nd year resident (as of season two) just like trinity santos. in fact, they went to the same college! she lives in an apartment alone, however, in a different complex than santos. it’s a little closer to the hospital, and filled mostly with senior tenants.
✦ pitt princess!reader who bonds with mel over megan thee stallion. they talk about her often and send instagram posts and tiktoks concerning her back and forth every day. they have a strong tiktok streak due to the amount of edits they trade. it’s almost a game to try and find edits that the other person hasn’t already seen.
✦ pitt princess!reader who was dr. collins’ apprentice until she left the pitt. it’s odd, not having an immediate mentor. robby’s there, of course, and he even promised dr. collins that he’d take care of you, but it’s not the same by a long shot. the closest person she has in place of dr. collins is dana.
✦ pitt princess!reader who always keeps her nails done in accordance to hospital policies: neat, short, no gel or acrylics, and never chipped. there’s a subtle (and unappreciated, she thinks) dedication that comes with painting your nails as a doctor. the moment they’re chipped, all the paint has to be redone!
✦ pitt princess!reader and dennis, who has the teensiest tiniest crush on her. he’s always liked his partners older, even if it is only by a year or so… the experience gap just gets him going, for whatever reason. him complimenting her on getting joy to open up. he tries to be smooth, but trinity always calls him out.
✦ pitt princess!reader who, outside of work, loves a good perfume. light, fruity, clean scents are always going to be in style for her. anything that makes her feel like a springtime goddess is an automatic yes!
✦ pitt princess!reader who has an unrequited(?) hallway crush on parker ellis. the whole night crew, in fact, count as hallway crushes for her, but there’s something in particular about dr. ellis that leaves her with butterflies in her stomach. suddenly she’s back at her first pride ever and she’s overwhelmed by how hot the women around her are.
✦ pitt princess!reader who loves posting and reposting things on instagram. yes, she runs her close friends story like the navy. yes, she has a spam account. yes, she has an even stricter close friends story on her spam account. putting a song that matches her mood best as her note and choosing the perfect snippet for her stories is more than an art to her, it’s a science. also, she has a reaction picture for every situation on the planet.
✦ pitt princess!reader who was told by robby to “play nice” with his temporary replacement, dr. al-hashimi. it isn’t hard to do, considering how pretty baran is. the older woman’s mature and decisive while still offering pitt princess!reader plenty of opportunities to shine on cases. sure, robby, she’ll play nice; maybe even too nice!
✦ victoria loves to work cases with pitt princess!reader. they discreetly nerd out over online fandom stuff together. when cassie, victoria, and pitt princess!reader are all in one room, it’s always an interesting time. once, cassie referred to them both as “her girls” and the two have been chasing that high ever since.
✦ pitt princess!reader who turns cold and distant when offended or upset with someone. she can hold a grudge for years (don’t ask her about sixth grade unless you want to hear a mouthful on it). robby’s been on the receiving end of this a few times, and it’s never pretty. it’s more passive aggressive than anything considering she doesn’t want to be completely unprofessional in the workplace, but it still stings.
✦ this reader is: open to requests & paired with anyone atm / works can be found under #pitt princess!reader ✦ the pitt!
FINALLY got around to fleshing this reader out some more and recycling headcanons into a formal background post. i thought it would be cute if she was a naturally flirtatious/charming cutie pie. what hair style she has is up to your imagination. same with her heritage (whether she's african american or an immigrant or a 2nd gen etc). + here's my current masterlist!
romaincrisis
2087
dailybridgerton
ellievsbear
discoholicmusic
amandla
turnnoffyourmind
snowghoul
