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AMAZING ICE SKATING AU ❄
Ummm... Guys, this is my au about the sport of skating?
Of course, it has no plot, because everyone can come up with a convenient plot for themselves! ⛸️✨
🧊 | Ready-made characters with the final design, mini descriptions :
⛸️ | Character Design Concepts :
❄ | Coaches and sponsors(+ my fan character on the TADC, but in my Au!):
That's it! If people at least like this ordinary au, then maybe I'll start drawing them more often! ❤
I love your art style oh my goshhh this is amazing 😍
feels so wrong that itll be 2025 soon. fake year. science fiction year
in case anyone's wondering this is the worst tag anyone has left on this post it genuinely keeps me up at night sometimes
It's the way that Harrison Bergeron, which takes place is 2081, is a story about a 'crazy' and 'futuristic' world
We have 56 years until then 😭😭😭
feels so wrong that itll be 2025 soon. fake year. science fiction year
in case anyone's wondering this is the worst tag anyone has left on this post it genuinely keeps me up at night sometimes
Oh goodie my Smooth Old School Soul Yacht Rock moment
even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk
*straightens calculator*
It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:
n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.
Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries
*straightens calculator again*
Kick the fucking door in
well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it.
some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here
No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.
Sherlock out.
it got better
and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….
Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.
Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.
The light is green.
The door is already open.
And that’s why we have a John Watson.
This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.
Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!
I found it!!!!
Now I want to know the code :O
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Artifact
Hell yeah!
Tell me why this gas station just played three meme songs in a row
This is gonna be a WEIRD question but is anyone following me an expert of hospital room layouts. particularly if it would be possible to hide a hospital room in there.
i don't think you'd have to hide a hospital room in a hospital room it'd be okay out in the open really
…I think I should have reread this post before I made it
i think it'd be pretty hard to hide a hospital room in a tape recorder but maybe if it was like a moth hospital
HIDE. A TAPE RECORDER. IN A HOSPITAL ROOM
you got it boss
You mean those pocket ones? The biggest problem is hospital robes don't have pants.
You can't even hide your own butt where would you hide a tape recorder?
Maybe under a pillow or something? In a balloon or big vase of flowers?
This thread is so funny, the misunderstandings go hard
It'd probably be hard because the nurses and doctors pretty much know where everything is supposed to be and they'd probably see if something was there that wasn't supposed to be, but there's always under a cushion or furniture or something... although idk if you have to hide it, they'd probably let you have it in there
Unless you're trying to hide it in someone else's hospital room for them to find, in which case the nurses will probably help you hide it ngl
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You people are birds. I will reblog as usual
This is beautiful
Update: I'm 66th in line now 😂
The way they bought 16 more copies since the last time I looked 😭
!?!?>?!>?!?!?! GUYSSSSS GUYS GUSY
TH-THE-THEY'RE HOLDING HANDS THEY'RE HOLDING HANDS AHAHAHUWJHAEOHIUEHIUAE MY LIL AIDLYN HEART IS GETTING FEDDD
T-that never happened-!😳😠
Yes it did hehe 😈
!?!?>?!>?!?!?! GUYSSSSS GUYS GUSY
TH-THE-THEY'RE HOLDING HANDS THEY'RE HOLDING HANDS AHAHAHUWJHAEOHIUEHIUAE MY LIL AIDLYN HEART IS GETTING FEDDD
I'll never stop thinking about this 😭😂
im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to
spiderman dances to the beat
no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour
hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
IT WORKS
@damyoujackson @punkisntdeadandneitherami @onkarlos5 @poppitron360 @aiden-nevada @paintedbytosia
Edit: spiderman is vibing to tauba tauba too
IT WORKS ON FKN KAMARIYA KYAAAAA (From stree)
Also @india-official because BOLLYWOOD SONG MENTION
It worked on London thumakda NO WAY
AND UPTOWN FUNK
It works!
And in any metre- not just 4/4. I tried it in songs in 5/4 and in 7/8 as well.
Jesse what the frick are you talking about
Okay so it’s hard to explain this in a written format but 4/4 time is the standard for most music- FOUR crotchets (or QUARTER notes if you’re American)- you count each bar as “one, two, three, four”.
5/4 is FIVE crotchets, it gives a driving feel, as it’s pushing further than what your brain is used to in 4/4.
The example I tested it on was “tolerate it” by Taylor Swift- you count 5 beats of each piano phrase.
7/8 is SEVEN quavers, or EIGHTH notes if you’re American (2 quavers=1 crotchet). It gives a more laid back feel, as it’s dragging your brain back from 8/8, which is similar to 4/4.
The example I used was “Money” by Pink Floyd, which has one of the most definitive baselines in all of rock history (and since bass is my main instrument, I love it).
You know when dancers count “one two three, one two three”? That’s because they’re dancing a WALTZ, also known as anything in ¾ metre.
Music (specifically film and theatre composition) is my special interest so I’m sorry if you didn’t want an ACTUAL answer, but here it is anyway. I probably didn’t explain it as well as I could, but there’s a lot of videos on YT that explain this better. Also lmk if you need me to explain anything else (please).
Can verify: I just tested ‘Lies, Lies, Lies’, ‘Life is a Highway’, ‘Thought You Should Know’, ‘Cake By The Ocean’, ‘Bye, Bye, Bye’, and ‘Riptide’ and they all worked
Well I guess I'm going to be holding this book for the next 4,000 years
Libby you sold (the app not the character lmbooo)
UPDATE: https://www.tumblr.com/mirr0r-image/766878240175489024/update-im-66th-in-line-now?source=share
[Rachel thinks most demigods only speak anicent greek. @mirr0r-image]
Rachel knew she had met some demigods thst spoke english fluently. She'd heard Annabeth make a few mistakes in english. But her frist language was ancient greek thst made sense.
It had been days since she had hesrd anything resmebling a language from the modern era.
She was learning ancient greek.
She had been suprised ehen Annabeth had agreed to help her.
"I know what it feels like to not be able to ubdersrand the people around you" was the only explanation she had gotten. She had quickly lesdned not to pry into Annabeth's life before camp.
"Okay, so how many people speak english?" She asked one of the kids she had met. Connor said maybe ten to twenty percent . She wasnt sure when he had done the the math. Bur she decided her best plan was ro stick to ancient greek and hope they ubderstood.
She really eished annabeth had told her hoe to ask someone to slow down. All she had learned was to ask someone to talk faster. She couodnt imagine thst being neccesary with how qucikly ancient greek seem to fly out of demigods mouths.
She was learning. But it was hard. She was sat in the infimwry. The medic calling out orders to an empty room.
"Who are you talking to?" She asked in incredy broken ancient greek.
He blinked. "You do know i spewk english?"
"Finally!" Rachel had someone she could understand. "So few peoppe here do."
The mefic laughed, hiding his mouth as he did it. "Most of us do, annbeth didnt speak much when she was seven but that was..." he traikedkff. "Foget i said that. Shes actually a little sensitive about that one."
"I noticed." Rachel told him. All while thinking he probably shouodnt hsve been spilling his friends business all over the infirmary floor.
"Some kid told me mlt didnt, connor i think?"
"And you believed him?"
"Should i not?"
"No! Connor spends all his time on pranks..mostly harmless..did have an incident with a spider and the athena kids once. Not great."
"Youre bad at keeping secrets, arent you?" She asked the medic.
"No." He told her. "Just making conversation."
"Im rachel, the.."
"New oracle. I know. Theres no way annabeth eoukd go nesr a mortal otherwise."
"Okay, is that her problem with me? Im the wrong species?"
"Pretty much. Will. Head medic."
"I'll get her to like me."
Will nodded. "Just dont ask connor for help."
End.
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AHHHH I LOVE IT I feel like Will and Rachel would be besties fr
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