cryptid™

jonathan. he/they. 21.

[crtastrophe]

hit it, Neil!

[charlesoberonn]

Future Grandkid: Grandpa, what was it like when Obama was president?

Me: Aah, yes… the Homestuck President.

[fozby]

what the shit does that mean

[charlesoberonn]

[glutko]

[rox-and-prose]

One thing I enjoy about tumblr is that every now and then someone will be like "I had a dream where this was the next big meme" and tumblr is just collectively like yeah we can make that happen

[briearesea]

There are many benefits to being on tumblr

[itsbetterthananal]

the worst person you know is on their way to being a nurse or a teacher

[oceanmonsters]

okay I’m really curious abt this for reasons so everyone pls reblog and tag how many people you follow, I want to know what’s like a normal amount

[comment-tube]

[plumslices]

Its really crazy to me that we’ve gotten to the point where being photographed in public without consent is like acceptable

[paruo]

fyi when i die i want you to use that shit for internet clout, days off, and god willing, sex

[topherchris]

[femmehysteria]

Hugh Dancy as Will Graham (Hannibal 2013-15)

Charlie Cox as Matt Murdock (Daredevil 2015-18)

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[greatpostsonline-deactivated201]

record scratch, freeze frame. bet you’re wondering how i got here huh? me too bud. well, let me take you back, to where this whole mess got started. footage rewinds…

haha, no keep going, we’ll get to this part later. 

there it is. that’s me. innocent little monkey. wouldn’t hurt a fly. and that screen? well, that’s about to activate my mk ultra assassin programming.

[tradchad]

greatest post online

[nibeul]

Some of y’all think that holding hands and sharing a bed is immediately romantic, and this is why people cannot differentiate between romantic, platonic, and familial forms of love.

[peachdoxie]

Nothing is EVER inherently romantic. The meaning of a gesture is determined by the people involved in it, not some random outsider.

[slowlyshytheorist]

The meaning of a gesture is determined by the people involved in it

[nayx-deactivated20200109]

*therapist voice* you are stupid and gay

[captainizzyhands-deactivated202]

just because your area of study isn’t chemistry or anatomy doesn’t mean you’re any less of a mad scientist! mad astronomers are evil! mad botanists are fucked up! mad psychologists are twisted! all fields of mad science are valid!!

[woundthatswallows]

wanting it to be halloween again versus not wanting time to progress

[pathologising]

they hate me for being a slut tbh and maybe also the killings too but that's unlikely