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samantha | she/her | 27 | toronto | sports (follow from wintersoldier-bbarnes)

[rinkrats]

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John A.: I’ve been watching “The Last Dance” documentary on Michael Jordan. The last episode was about him playing baseball. Which Penguin would have the most success in another sport?

Mike: It’s got to be Sidney Crosby, right? Not only is he a freak athlete, but he’s a perfectionist who would put in as much work as possible. There’s even video on YouTube of him hitting a home run at PNC Park. He’d make a nice addition the the Pirates ... at least until he was traded for “financial flexibility” or something.

-Penguins mailbag with Mike DeFabo, 15 May 2020

[goatisbetheres]

never forget:

[krakenkrunch]

[avus-circuit]

"yuki has earned and deserves the red bull seat" and "under no circumstances is a move to red bull a good thing for yuki's career" are opinions that can live in harmony. i'm mad that he didn't get the promotion and at the same time I know he should NOT go to red bull it will kill him.

[maxedes]

[wintfleur]

[frasermittens]

the height difference? hello

[mortalfortaxpurposes]

being a sports fan must be wild imagine if we had to worry about patrick getting sold to weezer or something

[cancangoalies]

NHL hockey may be one of the only contexts in which the “I put my hair in a messy bun, went downstairs and found out my mom sold me to One Direction” situation is an actual possibility, except y/n is your favourite fourth liner and he actually gets sold to like. John Tortorella or something.

[slutforpringles]

Moment of the weekend for me 🥲🫶🏻👏🏻

[raapija]

my favourite couple

[raapija]

Happy 2025 season, ya'll

[eightyonefour]

do you ever stop and think about how oscar wearing ln branded clothing is actually canon and not something that is made up in fics

[eightyonefour]

do you ever stop and think about oscar being passenger princess in a ln branded car

[landonorissian]

hi 😊

[starrynet]

celly after will's 13th goal of the season (off of an assist from mack) | 3.13.25 chi @ sjs

please don't repost these gifs!

[intheupside]

[505ln]

lando norris — thursday, australian gp ‘25

© icon sportswire

[frasermittens]

[reavo]

[txttletale]

if we’ve been mutuals for long enough i don’t even care what you post anymore. if one of my mutuals of two years suddenly gets really into competitive caber toss i just accept zenlike that half my dash is going to be gifsets of burly men hefting logs forever now. i adapt to all online conditions like an animal with high toxicity tolerance