Why The FUCK Is He A Top?

[mold-mann]

Another worm in my brain. I hope you can read my handwriting but please ask questions because I have fleshed this out so much and I need to yap about it

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My contribution to the PHM and Iron Lung role swap AU feat. Rylands tiddes. I have so many ideas for this AU, it has me in a chokehold

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I'm, Sorry

I'm sorry I couldn't save you

You can't save them all no matter how hard you try

[Artist Note: Something I put effort into to look slightly better, and 2 full pages of profile studies, and yes I actually wrote out his tattoo... Enjoy]

Also please send me any ideas for mini animations

[mold-mann]

As a support main I felt this

Anyway not Bad Batch... but I needed to get this out after a sketch I did

As you can tell I'm a sucker for Loöps

[2021]

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Something hit me when I saw this GIF:

Okay, now, what I thought, "What if he missed?" Because he's so confident that he got it, like, look how sure he is, just going at it.

Now, imagine, what if his arm acted like a USB stick every now and then, just not wanting to plug in no matter what way he put it in...

Well I animated that so you don't have to worry about imagining it:

(I swear my skills are better than this, also click for better quality)

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Follow up to the past two posts, We technically have tech without goggles in the show but it's not very prominent

[darling-obiwan]

I NEED Disney to give us Hunter without his bandana and Tech without his glasses. The way we would all go absolutely feral.

[darling-obiwan]

Hi yes more of THIS please Disney that would be great

[mold-mann]

We got more

[metallic-sevenfold]

Dear lord…I look awful with out my goggles…ew-

- Tech.

[mold-mann]

Bold of you to assume he can see anything without them

[darling-obiwan]

I NEED Disney to give us Hunter without his bandana and Tech without his glasses. The way we would all go absolutely feral.

[darling-obiwan]

Hi yes more of THIS please Disney that would be great

[mold-mann]

We got more

[mold-mann]

The Batch as things my friends have said Pt.3

Omega: Why didn't anyone tell me there was chicken in nugs. I though it was just a nug!

Omega: What would guys do without dicks?

Echo: Be more intelligent

Omega: Is that why you're so smart Tech?

Hunter: Fliken Dickers

Wrecker: I lost hearing in my right eye

Crosshair: Seman

Hunter: It's not inside voice your using. You're using drunk mom voice

Echo: I've had so many spider hickeys

Crosshair: You got me wet

Wrecker: Touch me!

Wrecker: Don't make me eat your fingers. Your fingers look like mini hit dog's

Echo: I'm wearing a thong

Tech: Same. Wait what?

Tech: Crock healies

Tech: Shut up, Im not wearing my glasses *takes glasses off*

Hunter: No more elbow

Echo: Hey Wrecker, wanna see me catch a mouse?

Echo: *Picks up computer mouse"

Echo: Oh its sticky

Crosshair: Canoe Reeves

Tech: I like drinking

Echo: I haven't touched anything other then me

Hunter @ Crosshair: Your mom left your husband

Echo: You give shit you get shit

Wrecker: I'm healthy as a horse

Omega: So am I

Tech: Horses live 30 years

Omega: 16 more years to go

Hunter: You need to break dance while you're breaking down the tent

Tech: Or I have a mental breakdown

Hunter: Well that's a given

[darling-obiwan]

Oh yeah I love the bad batch-

The Bad Batch:

[mold-mann]

Jared Padalecki may be 5 inches taller then Hunter but that doesn't matter

[mold-mann]

The Batch as things my friends said Pt.2

Hunter: I'm so proud of Omega! I'm a mother

Echo: Henti

Tech: Love is like bread. No matter what way you flip it the bread comes first

Wrecker: Everytime I get home I master debate

Omega: The bible is fanfiction

Wrecker: What is demigrpic?

Tech: Why do you have to be an idoit?

Wrecker: Let me lick it off you fingers

Echo: Edward Penis hands. My ass itches

Omega: Can you sprain your pp?

Hunter: Yes

Tech: Actually yeah. You can break it

Omega: *Points at Hunter* Daddy!

Wrecker about Crosshair: You were the small spoon and you can not convince me otherwise

Omega: They evolve from pokeboys to pokeman!

Echo: It scared me but also gave me a boner

Wrecker: There are so many thingies on your thingy

Tech: What's your favorite kind of cheese?

Hunter: The ones that's stuffed in pizza

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The Batch as things my friends have said

Tech: (unintelligible noise) ||||||||||||

Echo: *Furious Hmmmmming*

Wrecker: Fuck you! I'm an alpha male! Eat my ass!

Wrecker : Tech is a god

Wrecker: I'm a professional up specialer

Hunter: I'm about to Konky Dong

Echo: Suck nuts and fuck butts

Wrecker: Hit me with your ball

Omega: You cant beat me, for I am the ginger bread man

Corsshair: Hey girl are you a baseball because I want to hit you out of my house

Tech: What's your ethnicity?

Echo as Hunter: Short

Tech: Baby Yoda did 9/11

Wrecker: You weren't there

Tech: You don't know that

Wrecker: *Whipering and pointing at Tech* Baby Yoda?

(This really happened after a rehearsal)

Hunter: Throw me in the trash

Crosshair: My brother (wrecker) butt stuffed his pants with stuffed animals and looks like Kim Kardashian

Omega: Hold on, my dad is trying to communicate verbally with me *Takes earbuds out* WHAT!

Echo: I use a ghastly amount of butter because I'm from the south

Hunter: I've made the executive decision to not die; oh shit I just got hit with a grenade, but that's okay because I've decided I'm not gonna die

Wrecker: My ass cheeks are shivering

Tech: Can he walk?

Echo: Yes

Tech: So that rules you out

Echo: Are you a dentist because I want you to smell my breath

Hunter: I'm not wrong, but I'm also wrong

Crosshair @ wrecker: If you took out the stupidity, there would be nothing left

Me: Oh shit hes hot

Tech: I know how to drive and shit. I mean I know how to drive and do stuff. I also know how to shit. I'm a big boy

Wrecker: Like how I call England Britland

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The best accidental pause, and yes I did watch the vid to get the exact wording

Someone else pointed out that is had a resemblance to that one meme