Upupupu!

Monobear lets out a very dignified shriek and tries to make a jump for it, but it’s a shame really, his legs are much too stumpy. He doesnt get far and he ends up struggling under Sayaka’s grasp.

“Let me go!! Unhand me! Help! Police!!!”

There’s no police! You made this into an anarchy, can’t you even remember that!?

I-…

Sayaka stops and looks positively puzzled, her hands are poised and ready to strangle but there’s just one thing…

…Where’s your neck… Do you even have one…

Monobear cackles. Oh yeah! Right!

He laughs again. I'm just a pudgy bear...just try to find my neck under all my fat rolls!

naegi

#art #king monobear

I’ll always be your principal! No matter how far you run.

And I said it first, cheater!!

No… No, h-haha, no you’re not… you’re not, and that’s why it’ll be okay to kill you, no consequence…

Annnnd… ready, set— Sayaka lunges towards the bear, arms outstretched. Can stuffed bears die from asphyxiation? Let’s find out.

Monobear lets out a very dignified shriek and tries to make a jump for it, but it's a shame really, his legs are much too stumpy. He doesnt get far and he ends up struggling under Sayaka's grasp.

"Let me go!! Unhand me! Help! Police!!!"

Scary scary…

But your principal will have none of this!

Shut your pie hole and behave already!!!

You’re not my principle anymore, we’re not in that stupid school!

You’re just some ugly stuffed toy! S-So… You shut your pie hole!

I'll always be your principal! No matter how far you run.

And I said it first, cheater!!

Eeek!

Hold on now hold on! I was being controlled by Junko the whole time…! It’s not my fault! None of it is my fault! I’m a changed man, I swear!

…If you say you’re a man then I expect you to take it like a man.

Come here.

queenludenberg-deactivated20140

Scary scary...

But your principal will have none of this!

Shut your pie hole and behave already!!!

Then put them to use and stay far away from me, or I’ll pick your cheap plush coating apart.

Oh how scary! Im terrified, Celestia.

I’m really not askin’ a whole lotta questions, though.

…you’re asking the one question you’re not allowed to ask! Dont make me give you detention!!

Leon can’t help but laugh. He should be worried, maybe, considering who he’s talking to, but…

God, that’s just ridiculous. Detention? Really?

Yes, really!

Monobear pulls out a remote control.

If I press this button, a cage will drop from the sky! And you have to stay in it till I say so!

Okay, how the hell do you plan to do that? This isn’t a cartoon, shit doesn’t just fall from the sky.

...I can make it happen. Just give me a few hours.

Wait, wasn’t Enoshima-san controlling you last time? So who is controlling you now?

No ones controlling me now! I’m a free bear!

I dont need Junk-o! I can walk and talk all by myself!

I wonder if I can hack you and make you a body for Alter Ego….

….!

Hack me?! Hack me? I’m not just some computer you can hack, you little munchkin! I’m the real deal! Flesh and blood…the whole shebang!!!

Wow, that’s pretty amazing! So how did you do it?

...Amazing...?

O-oh um...well a lot of technical mumbo jumbo, and all that..

I’m really not askin’ a whole lotta questions, though.

…you’re asking the one question you’re not allowed to ask! Dont make me give you detention!!

Leon can’t help but laugh. He should be worried, maybe, considering who he’s talking to, but…

God, that’s just ridiculous. Detention? Really?

Yes, really!

Monobear pulls out a remote control.

If I press this button, a cage will drop from the sky! And you have to stay in it till I say so!

aoiiasahina, idledidol

…

Hello.

Looks like you found me!

…Yeah.

Hold still so I can stomp your face in.

#no he isnt.#lies alll lies

Eeek!

Hold on now hold on! I was being controlled by Junko the whole time...! It's not my fault! None of it is my fault! I'm a changed man, I swear!

queenludenberg-deactivated20140

That may be, but I made sure to arrange upon acceptance that my outfit was allowed by the academy’s dress code. There’s no reason why I can’t wear it; if nobody was allowed to share a color scheme, there wouldn’t be things like uniforms, would there?

Also, we’re not in that school life of mutual killing anymore. You’re not my principal.

queenludenberg-deactivated20140

Hmph.

I’ll always be your principal, Celestia. No matter how far you bastards go, I’ll always remember the special bond we share!

I don’t think you should keep bringing up our time together, Monobear. Some people might have a grudge…

Oooh...you make it sound like I'm scared of the consequences of my actions. I can run pretty fast on these two legs of mine, you know!

aoiiasahina, idledidol

…

Hello.

Looks like you found me!

soldierofdespair

…!

B-but how are you moving on your own?

Isn't it obvious? I was a good little monobear, so the blue fairy made me a real bear!! She was really nice about it, even helped me find you guys! Upupu!!!

Wait, wasn’t Enoshima-san controlling you last time? So who is controlling you now?

No ones controlling me now! I’m a free bear!

I dont need Junk-o! I can walk and talk all by myself!

I wonder if I can hack you and make you a body for Alter Ego….