give us a kiss, love.

Oh, are you suffering? Come a little closer, sweetheart. Let me take it all away. [ inde. baku!len blog. ]

[monochromegentleman]

Here's the deal. You've been so mean to so many people for so long that nobody would willingly contract you. Now call me a cock-eyed optimist. Call me a sentimental fool! But I'm hoping that as you search for your next contractor you'll go on a journey of self-discovery that will change you into the baku that you could be. It's simple! You just have to apologize to everyone alive that you've ever harmed, offended, or wronged. It could take years, but you'll feel much better about yourself!

“Ew.”

[monochromegentleman]

“I lived, bitch.”

[missedmoon]

“An anti-funeral for you and a funeral for someone else. A blessing, truly.”

[monochromegentleman]

“Oh dear, can you imagine a greater sadness than to be alone on the day of your own funeral? Apologies.”

[monochromegentleman]

“I lived, bitch.”

[levalheaded]

“Allelujah!”

[monochromegentleman]

“I heard someone was talking shit.”

[monochromegentleman]

“I lived, bitch.”

[monochromegentleman]

UPDATE: acc closure.

starting immediately, this account will be an archive. i will no longer be updating threads, relationships, or anything pertaining to this muse. the blog will remain open should anyone care to read through past posts, but there will be no new content as this muse is no longer active.

thank you for the threads, interactions, and the fun i had on this blog.

adieu.

[boaterhat]

“Suppose not.”

“And after all, reality doesn’t have happy endings….”

[monochromegentleman]

“ .. I’d forgo any number of happy endings for an eternity with-”

“No matter. Let me amend my response, mm? Let’s have a little fun.”

[boaterhat]

He turns away, one hand on his hip and the other massaging the bridge of his nose. “It feels empty if everything’s not as it should be. It’s not fair for you. Hah. I never said I wasn’t a hypocrite, I just said my purpose….”

Arms fall to his sides, shoulders drooping. “Need me, you said?”

[monochromegentleman]

“Need you?” 

“I’m very much the type to dismiss my worries in favour of something I’d rather be doing. I suppose not all share that way of thinking.”

[boaterhat]

“Oh, oh, but yooooou can get in the mood anywhere, anytime. Miscalculations, chaos, nothing can deter you. But I hate loose ends. As much as I forget myself around you, I… can’t….” He stops. He scowls. He curses under his breath.

[monochromegentleman]

“Whatever you like, princess. Should you find yourself in the right state of mind, I’ll happily rip all those obnoxious little loose ends and give you something a little more fun to focus on.”

“All it takes is a magic word.”

[boaterhat]

“………” Is the bird offended? He’s probably offended.

“…………………Oh for pity’s sake, can’t I satisfy anyone?”

[monochromegentleman]

“What can I say? I’m a romantic. Mood’s essential.”

[monochromegentleman]

adieu.

[boaterhat]

He gestures at himself, though he doesn’t quite make eye contact. “Have at it, then.”

[monochromegentleman]

“ .. pass.”

[boaterhat]

“…Am I really preaching to the choir?”

[monochromegentleman]

“Tsk, can’t say I care for this change of topic.” 

[monochromegentleman]

please cause the heat death of the universe

“Pardon?”

[boaterhat]

“Loneliness and immortality are part and parcel. I’m no longer exempt from that rule, you know that.”

[monochromegentleman]

“I can’t imagine.”

[monochromegentleman]

Do you have any chill

nah

[boaterhat]

“Life’s too short. I just can’t get enough of you.”

[monochromegentleman]

“For an otherwise immortal being, you’re oddly sentimental.”

[boaterhat]

“Nngh. Yes, please.”

[monochromegentleman]

“Begging already, are we? How shameless. Not that I mind - after all, I do love to hear my little songbird sing.”

“Well .. sing, scream, I can go either way.”