Your Carnivorous Plant Partner

moster fucking & personal naughty blog made by monsters, for monsters, with monsters

[monsterfuckin-around]

Hewwo everynyan! We are Jay, 21y/o they/them enby (although whatevers funnier for the bit/hotter for the kink is encouraged), and local ghosty!

Monster-fucking blog turned personal smut blog? ig. Or idk what to call. Being horny on main without being on main. Speaking of: follows & likes from @vamp-shade

Anyways hihi! Feel free to dm us or ask for our discord account (for easier dm'ing) Either to asks ab smth, send us smth, or just to talk!

Also always open for writing prompts! Writing is fun and we need to do more lol

[swagophile]

I fear in these trying times as things grow ever more dire and frightful, there is only one remedy that will ail my disease-ridden mind, only one panacea to end this malady, one thing that will bring peace upon discordance and usher in a wave of calm and content, and that single thing is

BIRD PUSSY. I NEED TO FUCK HARPIES. I NEED HARPY PUSSY

[avakynx]

Teto’s tummy | Qiandai以宇

[petulantpony]

makes a weird little noise to indicate that i want you to touch me inappropriately

[obliviasart]

One must imagine the poor stacked dames desperately trying to air out the girls in this heat

[the-valiant-valkyrie]

no no... healthy communication will kill the patient. she needs crazy gay cnc sex. to live. (visibly white knuckling my clipboard) she needs it to live.

[gorgynei]

trust us bro.

[softboyfilth-deactivated2025092]

Yeah im gross and perverted but i have pretty eyes and an angelic face did you think about that too

[hornythougts]

As a chronic over-thinker, I like the idea of getting fucked so thoroughly that I can’t think anymore. For mental health reasons.

[crazysodomite]

Concept: fat mushroom ladies

Let's discuss this

[crazysodomite]

i fear that what i want to say about fat mushroom ladies might be inappropriate.

[crazysodomite]

gently petting the gills of mushroom ladies and putting your fingers between them and getting their spores all over your hands

[totalcasketcase]

I like the idea of being leashed but hate being choked.

[183cm-under]

This is exactly what these bad boys are for :)

[totalcasketcase]

[foxphantom]

It's SO important to appreciate porn outside of how horny it makes you. Appreciate the years it takes to develop the skills to make & the bravery it takes to post it & the creator's unique style & the consistency of the artist's posts & the time it takes to make. And this goes for all kink art like drawings & writing & videos & audio & roleplay & photography. It goes for professional productions & indie creators & strangers on Tumblr. And there's SO MUCH I missed in this post too. Just you HAVE to think about porn outside of the framework of how much you get off to it or else you'll never be normal about it. There I said it. Goodnight.

[tainted-mouseboy]

Been thinking about jealous, possessive, claiming pokemon sex. Imagine your pokemon gets jealous because you've been spending to much time with another pokemon. Maybe you've caught a new one? Or are just admiring a new friend? Either way it's not okay to your beloved partner. You're attention should be on them. They're not going to be replaced or forgotten. Perhaps you need to be reminded of who you belong too?

[totalcasketcase]

Anyone wanna run their nails down my sunburn. Djont be gentle.

[monsterfuckin-around]

peeling you like a bananna

[totalcasketcase]

Oh em geeee prev you’re a genius yes shed me like a snake. I have no skins yet I just got burnt at like 9 am today but you can totally exfoliate me however you waaaaant <33333

[totalcasketcase]

Anyone wanna run their nails down my sunburn. Djont be gentle.

[monsterfuckin-around]

peeling you like a bananna

[monsterfuckin-around]

teeth are so cool. Especially canines. Love when people or chars have pronounced canines. All sharp teefs & multiple mouths are just also always rad. Tusks beloved. Fangs beloved. Teeth <3

[trigona-necrophaga]

Oh to be kissed with a mouth full of blood