Morris From Middle Management

A sdv ask blog | Use he/him pronouns when referring to Morris | have fun :)

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Hello inhabitants of pelican town! I have been informed that having a social media account would aid in brainwas- *ahem* informing today’s youth of this wonderful Joja mart location.

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Keep in mind most of Morris’s character is based off of headcanons :)

Rules for this blog:

No nsfw

You can be mean to Morris

You can be other members of pelican town

I hope y’all enjoy asking Morris questions ☺️

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Mod post: happy tenth sdv anniversary! Sorry for my inactivity, my brainicles just don’t like me, but just know this blog isn’t entirely abandoned, I just do not have a schedule

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Despite being entirely dead as an account, you are now my favorite

(Mod) thank you! I want to be more active but my brain is so mean to meeeeeee (depression go brr)

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throws exactly three and a half ham sandwiches at you

I call this attack the "three and a half ham sandwiches hurl".

Okay, your turn, show me your moves!!

… why???

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@boothill-asks

PLEASE DONT SHOOT MEEEEEEE

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Consider the waiver signed! ✍

Okay… But you have to sleep in the cereal isle. Don’t ask why

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🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

Uhm… I accept the community if that’s what you’re asking…

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Nom nom nom

You open you pay

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Hey gorgeous 😉 - June

Hello, what may I assist you with

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I’m drawing you as a cat again, so watch out Mr. Morris Hehehehehe 😈

Nyaoooooo!

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Why are you such a goober?

I’m not sure where you got the idea. I am a manager. I do not participate in this goobing

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What if I want to buy you as a gigolo for a hour?😭😭

What is that, let me look it up…

Not a service we offer here

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AHHH NOT ANOTHER ONE I AM GOING TO POISON ONE OF US!!!!

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hi morr morr i love you

I love you (platonic)

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What if we lived together and you helped me dye my hair and I’d give you Little Trinkets from time to time and we had coffee together every morning and stuff

Unless you plan on moving into the store it’s not happening.

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Rat problem? No problem, rats are better than earwigs or spiders.

Ummm… okay…. But first sign this waiver so you can’t sue me!

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I’m back after diying and reviving myself. I’m going to be leaving every once in a while during summer cause busy but I’ll try to be a lil more consistent.