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ohshititsgreg-deactivated201312

I like to wear bandaids on my boo boos cause that shows the ladies that yeah I am rugged but I also am cautious about infection

lindsaychrist

new covergirl wtesilkcsk freiusit sprisizdters

frankmorss

Hibiscus made of rose quartz and serpentine from China. -Natural History Museum Vienna, Austria

chicks1023

safitheartist

That’s the human equivalant of the “sir are you aware you are a cat” meme.

starwarsgraphictee

I thought I was Jewish when I was her age but I was actually Catholic so when my Jewish friends invited me to give a prayer at his house during Chanukah and I recited “Our Father who art in heaven…”, my friend’s mom got on her knees and said to my face in a super soft voice, “Joey, I think you’re catholic not Jewish,” in front of everyone and I thought I was in trouble and I started crying.

iguanamouth

i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and i said “well if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?” and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said “lets watch sonic the hedgehog”