natalie

I never seem to know the time, when you're with me

[jemzzy]

[tinarannosaurus]

"Dice?"

"Sexy dice. We roll them and they tell us what to do."

"Okay. Um, sounds sexy."

request [x]

[tinarannosaurus]

request [x]

[mrstribbiani-blog]

I’ll use the gentle cycle.

[subtubitles]

[honestfictionist]

Perfect use of the word shenanigans

[master-kief]

[katiebishop]

[mow-gli]

legendary 

[educational-gifs]

The Launch of the USS Detroit, or How Large Ships are Launched Into Water.

[dat-mee]

omfg you suave little shit

[achievement-hunter]

that kid’s got more game than I do wtf

[frie-nds]

Happy New Year!

[grumpydevilfellow]

I’ve had enough of your morals horse

[excuseyoukyofu]

Why is no one taking about the best pun in all of Bobs Burgers

[orange]

I didn’t answer my mom so she called me ugly

[caniners]

talking to people whose sense of humour is incompatible with yours is painful and scary 

[observando]

I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone and not be defined by another person.

Oscar Wilde (via feahrs)

[universityandme]

for 2015:

learn to unapologetically say no.

read, read, read, read. read

write more. write about everything.

pick up your camera again

tell more stories 

keep ur skin moisturized

appreciate every square centimeter of ur body

don’t give a shit about what others think of u

be patient. be thankful. 

life is not a competition. stop treating it like one.

have more solo dance parties in ur room

[kehlso]