No church in the wild.

Jace Callahan || 25 || Philosophy teacher at St. Jenree's.

[lordofquarters]

  jay we’ve been through this, if you wink at me I will suck your dick here and now

[mr-callahan]

[kaylatoohotty]

[lordofquarters]

you kids and your #dick talk

(jace’s is 100/10 btw)

[mr-callahan]

[mr-callahan]

#the new kim and kanye tbh

caleb is way prettier than kim this could work

[lordofquarters]

  #fuckin dork #…cute dork tho #cute lovable dork that i wanna suck off #:)#exCEPT #OBVIOUSLY NOT RIGHT NOW #/NOT WITH THE ANGEL HERE/

WE WILL NEVER EXPOSE BLYTHE TO SUCH THINGS

[mr-callahan]

NEVER

NEVER

NEVER

[lordofquarters]

um no what do u mean u think this picture of me and jace making out on a motorbike in front of a sunset is shopped? first of all how dare you

[lordofquarters]

  come out more like

come

on

……………me

[mr-callahan]

smooooooooooth

[lordofquarters]

#youre so fucking weird man #i love you

wow you love me?

dude

that’s kinda gay

[mr-callahan]

i've been meaning to come out to you for a while now caleb.... it's..... it's just been hard to find the right time, y'know?

[lordofquarters]

im not actually in love with jace im just continuing a life long plan to devour him and his cake-ness

[lordofquarters]

  #when you wanted to be and all#you were always so polite when you came over to my house and my family was around omg

only because i felt so bad because i wanted to suck their poor sons dick so much

i felt like

i owed it to them to be polite

[mr-callahan]

man my family must have sensed that so hard bc when i called them all excited like CALEB AND I ARE DATING NOW they were like

......you guys weren't already dating?

[lordofquarters]

  #yo #he’s so fricken cute #with his little stutter and his long hair#…he’s a little bit like you when you were younger hahah :’)

except way prettier and skinny as a rake

and generally a nicer kid than I ever was

[mr-callahan]

yeah, but you had that really adorable, endearing awkward kinda thing going on and just..... idk he reminds me of you sometimes omg

[lordofquarters]

  [EVEN BIGGER HEART EYES] /BABYING BLYTHE/

[mr-callahan]

I'M HAPPY

[mr-callahan]

[heART EYES] BABYING

[lordofquarters]

  ……………….[strokes your crotch] shhhhhhhhwhatisit

[mr-callahan]

b ABY NO STOP TRYING TO SEDUCE ME INTO TELLING YOU I C AN'T

[lordofquarters]

  Is it a baby?

[mr-callahan]

nnnnnnOOOOOO YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO WAIT AND SEEEE

[lordofquarters]

  I hope it’s sex

[mr-callahan]

um

if sex was your present that'd make it like xmas every day when are we nOT having sex

[lordofquarters]

wait oh my god christmas with jace!!!!!!!!!

[mr-callahan]

i know what i'm getting you

:)