Liam

I'm Liam Mailk, and you may know me as Liam Payne. I'm married to the wonderful Zayn Malik and we have the most wonderful children. I have an extraordinary life and I wouldn't trade it for anything.

[mr-liam-malik]

Miss my husband so much.

Haven’t been away from him this long in ages.

[lizzy-anderson-hummel-deactivat]

You okay uncle Liam?

[mr-liam-malik]

Yep!

[mr-liam-malik]

Miss my husband so much.

Haven’t been away from him this long in ages.

[jade-edwardsthirlwall]

He hasn’t left the bedroom since you’ve left, so I think he misses you too.

[mr-liam-malik]

Hmm, well I'll be home in a few hours.

[jaxzon-reves]

I think it’s about time I stop hiding, it isn’t like it’ll do the world much good anyway.

[mr-liam-malik]

Hey, stranger! Haven't seen you around in a while. Where have you been?

[mr-liam-malik]

Miss my husband so much.

Haven't been away from him this long in ages.

[mr-liam-malik]

Ice lollies make my tummy happy.

Yum, yum, yum. How's everyone tonight?

[lynny-malik-deactivated20130803]

I accidently made a mess in the kitchen...

[lynny-malik-deactivated20130803]

I haven’t ate dog food since Daddy grounded me. It’s probably just a bug and nothing to worry that much about.

[mr-liam-malik]

Hmm. Well, okay, but have Zayn take you to the doctor just to make sure everything is alright.

[lynny-malik-deactivated20130803]

I accidently made a mess in the kitchen...

[lynny-malik-deactivated20130803]

I can do it myself. I’m a big girl now. I’ve just cleaned up the mess and I have soup and tea making. Then, I’m going to lay in bed.

[mr-liam-malik]

Well, you need to tell Zayn you were sick so he can check on you occasionally. Do you know what made you sick? Was it dog food?

[lynny-malik-deactivated20130803]

I accidently made a mess in the kitchen...

[lynny-malik-deactivated20130803]

I don’t want to…

[mr-liam-malik]

Well, you have to, babe. I'm not home.

[lynny-malik-deactivated20130803]

I accidently made a mess in the kitchen...

[lynny-malik-deactivated20130803]

It’s not like cooking stuff or anything. I threw up a bunch. It’s right infront of the fridge.

[mr-liam-malik]

Oh. Well, go tell Zayn and he'll take care of you. 

[lynny-malik-deactivated20130803]

I accidently made a mess in the kitchen...

[mr-liam-malik]

Get to cleaning then.

[jade-edwardsthirlwall]

Nope, you don’t. I have to sympathize with myself or get the neighbours too.

[mr-liam-malik]

Oh, don't be so dramatic.

[jade-edwardsthirlwall]

You obviously don’t show either of us any sympathy.

[mr-liam-malik]

Of course I do! You just seem to think I don't.

[jade-edwardsthirlwall]

Sorry, mate.

Your sympathy is overwhelming.

[mr-liam-malik]

That's exactly what Zayn said to me yesterday. You're so similar it's scary.

[mr-liam-malik]

Just took a cheeky little nap.

[zayn--palik]

Well apparently you said no to her getting a dog, and now she wants to become one. I imagine she’s been good. I haven’t really heard much from her today. 

[mr-liam-malik]

I did say no to a dog, because I don't want fleas in our house and the carpet and furniture to smell like a dog. Maybe we should get her tested.... Hmm. Well, maybe I was just being paranoid.

[jade-edwardsthirlwall]

Okay. I don’t buy the cleaning agents, Zayn does.

Well tell him to buy something else because I’m gonna have a headache for next five years.

[mr-liam-malik]

Sorry, mate.

[mr-liam-malik]

Just took a cheeky little nap.

[jade-edwardsthirlwall]

I’m almost done, it’s fine. But this cleaner is really smelly and I think you should get a different kind.

[mr-liam-malik]

Okay. I don't buy the cleaning agents, Zayn does.

[mr-liam-malik]

Just took a cheeky little nap.

[mr-liam-malik]

They’re going to want to talk about this, you know that.

[lizzy-anderson-hummel-deactivat]

Well I dont want too

[mr-liam-malik]

I don't think that'll make a difference to them.