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My Drake x Josh slash fiction is making its rounds in Reddit microbiomes once again.

We’re all living in a microwave, if you’re forced to choose evil at least choose the one that’s more comfortable.

Please waiter, more wall shadows.

I don’t trust anyone who can pass the Bechdel Test.

There is an ecological disaster going on in my gut biome right now.

The JJ in JJK stands for Jimmy John’s.

I am comedically omnipresent.

I REQUIRE CHEMICAL STIMULANTS.

Dressed my dad up like a scarecrow and hit him with a big stick.

Hot tip: if someone doesn’t laugh at your joke it’s likely because they didn’t hear it. Try saying it again, but louder!

Liking a bunch of random Turkish posts when I first made this account had a similar effect as pressing in on a child’s soft spot.

The concept of a birth certificate is really quite terrifying.

Gonna make a new type of weed called “splink” it’s like a spliff but for people with an intellectual disability.

I’ve got that Martian in me if you know what I’m saying.

I’m the funniest person alive.

Haters hate me because I’m purple.

Tumbler shadow banned me because it’s afraid of my swag.

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