Prejudice Is Just Ignorance

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[mrsmusicaddict]

If I've followed you

It is because I have a bunch of side blogs that I can't follow from!

This main blog is actually quite dead, given my hyperfocuses, so if you want to follow me back, here are the side blogs I would have followed you from if I could have! (please note that due to said hyperfocuses only one tends to be active at a time kjhsddfds)

Ted Lasso: @queer-as-tartt Our Flag Means Death: @im-just-so-so

Stranger Things: @steddie-on

Marvel: @mrjamesstark

Good Omens: @youmovetoofastforme

Kingsman: @manners-maketh-eggsy

Suits: @mrharveyspecterross

IT: @fo-reddie-ver

Merlin: @everythingido-isforhim

Hamilton: @pourmeanotherbrew

GrishaVerse: @queer-disaster-jesper

[feignedsobriquet]

i love @makingtrouble's poem for their cat, socks, so so very much i needed to eat it draw it 🥹🥺

[makingtrouble]

It's my cat's birthday (anniversary of me getting him) so I told him the story of his life while petting him real good

Highlights include:

For your first two years (when you were small) you lived in a foster home with people who raised you into a very polite young man. Two is like you plus me, that's what two is.

Some people adopted you before me and they called you Timmy (which is a stupid name) and they returned your ass almost immediately because you were so annoying at that age.

Like think about how annoying you are right now at seven years old, but way worse.

I'm better than them though, I don't call you Timmy and I wore earplugs to bed for three years because you love to scream at bedtime. Earplugs are like when I roll over and go back to sleep even when you are yelling so so so loud.

I got you at a time in my life when I was really sick (being sick is like when I'm up late because I'm throwing up and you are a very handsome good boy who sits with me) and they had to put me asleep for a procedure. A procedure is like what happened to you when they put you asleep and took your balls away.

Now you've lived with me for five years. Five is like the number of toe beans on one of your feet. When I clip your nails five is when we're halfway done. But we're hopefully not even halfway done with how long we get to be together. I'm gonna have to figure out new ways to help you count.

[makingtrouble]

Actually I've decided this is a poem

[ecrivainsolitaire]

Does your cat think they took your balls away

[makingtrouble]

He doesn't think much at all <3

[barbie-verse]

heated rivalry twitter (73/?) logically, ilya knows that no nhl players were allowed in the 2018 games. however-

[barbie-verse]

heated rivalry twitter (;)/?) pride edition

[barbie-verse]

heated rivalry twitter (67/?) you're never safe.

[perlukafarinn]

Shane does an interview after they're outed where he says, kind of off-handedly, that the one thing that still bothers him about having to keep their relationship secret for so long is that there are no pictures of them together as a couple from those years.

Someone clips it and it goes viral.

Over the next few days, Shane and Ilya's mentions start to get flooded with pictures. Mostly it's screenshots from various games they played against each other, meticulously picked through by dedicated fans to find every moment Shane and Ilya looked at each other on the ice.

Some screenshots get shared by hundreds of different people because they stand out so obviously: Shane and Ilya meeting each other's eyes during a face off; Ilya looking at Shane while his back is turned, naked longing visible on his face; Shane chasing after Ilya with a small but delighted grin.

There are also pictures from press events, award ceremonies, behind the scenes at All Stars. Seemingly any time Shane and Ilya got captured in the same frame gets dug up and shared.

Finally, a couple of weeks later, the director of Shane and Ilya's CCM commercial posts outtakes from their shoot. It's captioned 'Took a bit of digging but I knew I still had these somewhere! I had to make my contribution to the #HollanovArchives even though this must have been a while before they got together. These kids had crazy chemistry, right from the start!'

Shane hasn't responded to the onslaught yet, too overwhelmed by the (slightly terrifying) dedication of their fans as well as the fact that he now has dozens of pictures clearly displaying his and Ilya's love for each other during a time in their lives when it was so desperately hidden.

He does respond now, sharing the director's post with a sincere (and publicist-approved) caption thanking him and the fans.

Ilya also shares the post, tacking on 'yes if a while means a few hours 👅' like he didn't cry when Shane showed him the videos.

[canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit]

it's very special to me that as people find out about hollanov they make the obvious assumption (like david) that it's recent, likely that it started up either around the time they were planning their charity or a few months before ilya goes to the centaurs and the ones who think it's been longer think it was like maybe a year prior to the trade probably and that would be 3 years together before they get married aw how sweet and then I like to imagine that ilya makes an anniversary post like "happy one year married, twelve together" and literally everyone in the hockey world is like happy WHAT

[hollandar]

Hudson Williams, #1 Shane Understander

I think Shane was a character who, soon as I read him, made all the sense to me. I felt immediately a kinship and an ownership over Shane. I was like, “I need to be the only person to tell this story. I get it. I want to be the person to be Shane and I want to spend time with him.” [x]

(sources below)

PANEL 1 Out

PANEL 2 (fear/desire) The Permanent Rain Press

PANEL 3 (vegas bathroom) Numero Netherlands

PANEL 4 (tears) Harper's Bazaar

PANEL 5 (ilya inverse) Teen Vogue Image: [x]

PANEL 6 (additions) (4 gifs) Numero Netherlands Entertainment Weekly

PANEL 7 (good job) Them

PANEL 8 (dichotomy) eTalk CTV CBC News Images: [x] [x] [x]

PANEL 9 (cottage home) Variety

PANEL 10 (heart eyes) Timid

PANEL 11 (evolution) Much Image: [x]

PANEL 12 (yuna) Variety

PANEL 13 Timid Numero Netherlands Out Image: [x]

[hannah01sapphic]

I am actually so sick and tired of straight women complaining about WLW media and in the same breath overly sexualising MLM media. You aren’t an ally. You’re a fetishizer.

[realzombieboy]

The sheer gentleness Ilyas has for shane that gets missed has not been lost on me !!!!

The quick pecks to Shane’s lips everytime he’s about to escalate/ do something more during intimacy no matter how heated what they were just doing was , reassurance.

Letting shane SLEEP on his whole arm 😭 and holding him, even tho they had never even sat down and talked before.

At shanes parents, bringing shanes face in for a kiss using his knuckles as to not get (i think??) sauce on shanes face

Constant check ins during Shanes first time even tho it was meant to be a casual hook up. Stroking his hair after they has just finished too and letting shane calm down.

Just overall seeing shane as his sweet creature and not knowing how someone like Shane can love “someone like him”.

[princessracecar]

In my brain Cliff Marlow is one of the few people who learns about Hollanov and is like yeah that makes complete sense. I just imagine Ilya admitting to him that he's bi and dating Shane Hollander and Cliff is like oh yeah I totally see that. And Ilya is like um what????? Because literally no one else who has found out about them has thought that. And Cliff is just like oh well Hollander seems so restrained I just always assumed he's a total freak behind closed doors and you would definitely be into that and Ilya is just standing there speechless because he's... not wrong.

[grabmyboner]

im a ilya wag truther. you can’t change my mind. that man would love nothing more than to watch his husband be shane fucking hollander, wear his jersey, sit in the private box with his wag friends, drinking and laughing and hearing how all their husbands absolutely suck in bed and one tipsy wag is grabbing at ilya like omg ilya im serious when i say josh hasn’t made me cum in years and ilya is like jessica babe that’s unacceptable do u want the number for a good lawyer for the divorce and jessica laughs but ilya is so serious but then someone else is saying ilya! your man is gonna score! and ilya turns to the rink just in time to see a slick flick into the top right corner of the net and the lamp lighting up and shane staking around the goal yelling “let’s gooooo!” and ilya is on his feet cheering and and and and and and and

[barbie-verse]

shane hates peeling oranges because he doesn't like how his nails feel against the peel but they have a lot of health benefits so he still eats them a lot and ilya realises that shane makes his ick face every time he peels an orange so starts making it his mission to "subtly" distract shane so he can steal the orange away and peel it for him is that anything?

[totearup]

Something odd is going on at their house Ilya realizes, after about two months of living together.

One Monday he'd noticed the sink in one of the guest bedrooms was dripping a little. He'd texted his plumber, who'd been able to come by the next day, only to find nothing was dripping. Ilya has figured maybe it hadn't been dripping, the faucet maybe wasn't fully off or something?

Another week he'd taken out the trash and noticed the light above the cans was out. He'd texted the electrician guy he had on call. He wouldn't usually be able to come out for a couple days. But the next day when Ilya was bringing a box out to recycle he'd found the light back on. He'd canceled the electrician, wondering if he'd just hit the lights switch funny?

And then the final odd thing happens. He's putting some stuff away in one of the guest room closets and he tugs the door too hard the wrong way and it pops off it's tracks and hits the floor. He curses as he catches it, and props it back up, leaning it into place. He texts a picture of it to his handyman. The photo is partially to explain the problem, but mostly to assure himself it really happened if the door manages to also magically heal itself.

The next day he gets a question about the door from the handyman so he goes to check it out, and walks in on Shane, with a little tool box on the floor next to him, lifting the door back into place with ease.

Ilya, shocked, "You're the one fixing everything!"

Shane, did not know this was a mystery, "Yes, of course. What did you think it was, magic?"

Shane, after hearing the story, "Wait, you call an electrician every time a light bulb goes out?!"

[penandinkprincess]

i feel like shane would wait and think SO hard and extensively about new things he wanted to try because he would want to fully explore it from all angles in his head before he committed to saying it to ilya

but also he would then want to drop it at a time in which ilya would then not be able to discuss it with him fully in that moment because it already took working up to saying it so he would need a cool-down period before he was ready to actually Talk About It (and, to him, it's polite to give ilya a good reason to wait before he has to return with his opinion about it!! he's being nice!! ilya has a built-in excuse for the delay in having to give an answer!! shane would appreciate that if the roles were reversed!!)

with the end result that poor ilya just gets fucking. guerilla warfared with kink exploration ideas.

man is about to go to a dentist appointment and shane kisses him at the door, goes "also, what would you think about fucking me but gagged and blindfolded? just something to have on your radar. i don't need an answer right now. okay, bye." and shuts the door and ilya is just. what. the fuck was that.

[callmeizukunotdeku]

a game's about to start and shane's like "you know how we get three days off for Christmas? what if I was naked running through the woods and then you chased me and caught me and fucked me" and then Ilya has to give a little pre-game captain speech and act like he's not about to ask Shane a million questions

[penandinkprincess]

shane, completely unbothered now that he's checked off the "tell ilya what I'm thinking about" task on his to-do list today and is now ready to focus on the game: :)

ilya, has taken critical damage psychologically, 50/50 on if he's having a stroke: we-winning is-we are going out there-and fucking- not FUCKING fucking, but we are-

[penandinkprincess]

the team picks up strange energy between them during practice one day even though they played fine and think they're having a fight or something, but the truth is that shane had an early meeting about a sponsorship and left typed, annotated notes about his research on consensual non-consent next to the coffee maker for ilya's convenience with a sticky note going "sound interesting? Y/N?" and now ilya just has to Act Normal About It

[closetfascination]

Callan Porter as Hayden Pike in Heated Rivalry Season 1

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