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text || LEXA to ETHAN

Ethan: ...fair

Lexa: what else are yiu jamming out to

text || LEXA to ANDERS

Anders: Very 😏

Anders: Wouldn't it be flattering to know that I find you so sexy that I completely lose my mind and can't do my job because of you?

Anders: There it is.

Anders: How generous of you!🙄

Anders: So am I buying you dinner or not?

Lexa: that would just motivate me to do before every game, up the ante every single time and then the bruins become the worst team in the league and it will all be my fault

Lexa: you were waiting for that

Lexa: snap of her legs in bed with her hand on her upper thigh- get me dinner

text || LEXA to ANDERS

Anders: You know your wit just makes me want you more, right?

Anders: Legs AND ass or no deal.

Anders: 🍑🍑🍑

Anders: Sushi AND a ring?! Geeze, you're going to spend me dry, Lexa! 😏

Anders: Sounds like I'll need to help you finish your dinner then.

Lexa: my wit is pretty charming isnt it?

Lexa: why? So you have a hard on the entire game and lose?

Lexa: I know how much money you make you can afford it

Lexa: you can have a California roll

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Anders: Would it now? Should I feed it to you too, princess? 😏

Anders: You see, I don't know if I can justify getting food and bringing it to you just to share it, you know? I feel like there has to be something in it for me.

Anders: Too bad, he's married and has a child.

Anders: Me on the other hand... 😘

Anders: But also food, and you ARE going to starve to death if you don't get it.

Anders: I'm here. Waiting to pick up whatever you want, just say the word.

Lexa: no that's okay I think I can manage utensils by myself, I have been doing it since I was like 4 and rarely need a bid these days

Lexa: you can't justify it but I can't and that's really all that matters. I'll send you a snap of my legs before your next game

Lexa: I've been told I'm great second wife material

Lexa: you still haven't gotten me the shiny ring you promised

Lexa: I want one of everything on the sushi menu. Oh and Wasabi

text || LEXA to ANDERS

Anders: 🙄

Anders: It's not like I typed the number, Alexa.

Anders: We both know you couldn't have gotten this far with an interview without knowing my salary. Besides, the whole city of Boston wouldn't stop talking about it for 4 months after I got traded. You know what it is.

Anders: I mean, if you're offering 😏

Anders: Food brought to your doorstep, sex, what more could you want?

Lexa: I figured it would be a lot easier that havimg to deal with postmates and ubereats. But getting a fancy shamcy hockey player to deliver food to me would be a great ego boost

Lexa: sorry my heart is set on Bergeron but I dont have his number to ask for food

Lexa: I didn't offer that was your own wishful thinking

Lexa: world peace, affordable health care, that Netflix doesn't take off Oth off their stream next month

text || LEXA to ANDERS

Anders: Sorry, the contract I signed trumps your will.

Anders: I suppose that's a better response than "I know how much money you make, you can afford it..."

Anders: That's a start ;)

Anders: What do you think I want?

Lexa: You're going to disregard a dying woman's last wishes wow rude.

Lexa: Are you flaunting your money at me rn?

Lexa: You want sex or at least me on my knees.

#anderslarsson #t:anders

text || LEXA to ANDERS

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Anders: Somehow I doubt that A. you're actually going to starve and B. that they wouldn't just assign someone else to write it :P

Anders: So you ask ME to pay for it? lol

Anders: A little bit more ;) What else ya got?

Lexa: You don't know how stubborn I can be. I'll put it in my will that no one writes it. I'll be petty from the afterlife too.

Lexa: I mean you could steal it but that's frowned upon

Lexa: You're greedy. Um you can share it with me or you could man up and say what you actually want.

#anderslarsson #t:anders

text: alexa muñoz

Cece: Caught myself thinking about Dick Grayson again

Cece: Is it considered cheating if it's a fictional character?

Cece: Also, hello I miss your face

Lexa: The fact that you said again might be the worrysome part

Lexa: I wrote a whole article about cheating and no this doesn't qualify you're good.

Lexa: Hi hello, I need you here so I can hug your properly.

#ceciliasking #t:cece

text || LEXA to ANDERS

Anders: Oh, so that's where we're at now? lol

Anders: There's a few delivery services that do that kind of thing, you know. I'm pretty sure they even deliver in Boston! Crazy, right?!

Anders: ...But if I were to bring you food, what would be my incentive? ;)

Lexa: If I starve I can't do your spread, it's mutually beneficial

Lexa: You don't understand how much I don't like paying for my own food and I'd rather not wait 45 minutes.

Lexa: My eternal thanks, what more could you want.

#anderslarsson #t:anders

text || LEXA to NINA

Nina: Well, those are two very, very good choices. I might have to lean toward One Tree Hill. Go Ravens!

Nina: PS: Why watch Grey's when you can experience the real thing?

Nina: PPS: That was a hint for you to come visit your friend at her place of work ;)

Lexa: I don't think I'll ever settle for anything less than Nathan Scott tbh

Lexa: I really hope you're not having quickies in the on call rooms instead of working!

Lexa: But yes I will visit you at work, you're very subtle.

#ninamurray #t:nina

text || LEXA to ETHAN

Ethan: okay but the live version of go your own way

Lexa: Is great but still doesn't hold a candle to the live version of The Chain.

#ethancordova #t:ethan

text || LEXA to ANDERS

Lexa: How many "please"s will it take for you to bring me food?

#t:anders

text || LEXA to ETHAN

Ethan: have you heard the super deluxe tracks on spotify cause uh....you should do that if you havent

Lexa: I'm in love, it's all I've been listening to. The rough cuts of Dreams is my favorite.

#ethancordova #t:ethan

text || LEXA to NINA

Lexa: I'm trying to figure out what my rewatch of the fall will be.

Lexa: I'm between Grey's Anatomy or OTH

#t:nina

text || LEXA to ETHAN

Lexa: If you don't think Fleetwood Mac's Rumours album is the best album of all time, I don't think we can be friends anymore.

#t:ethan

△ Would you fuck the guy you're interviewing for GQ?

9. Mixing business with pleasure is messy.

#she didn't say no #Anonymous

△ - how far would you go to save a friend's life? (i'm awful at these i just didnt want to send anything sexual)

1. As far as humanly possible. Friends are important, they’re the family you choose. I would hope it would be the vice versa.

#ceciliasking

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