It's okay, mom. We're superheroes.

★ H I A T U S ★ It's okay, mom. We're superheroes. ★ ★ ★ Indie Billy Kaplan. Mun is 18+. EST, semiselective, PLEASE READ RULES.

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Did someone say Midtown Comics sale?

[quiksilverfast]

(snickers) Oh yeah. One’s totally happening right now. Some sorta flash sale or something, dude. Better check it out before all the good stuff’s gone!

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Nice try. I’m on the e-mail list. What do you want, q-tip?

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Did someone say Midtown Comics sale?

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> opens up this blog after vanishing into the ether for a bit > ah, yes. i still owe @quiksilverfast approximately 47.2 threads

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   Hey guys! Activity on my blogs has been low, but I’ve still been around – however, on the 11th I fly from New York to Florida with my mother, and we’ll be visiting Disney World and flying back on the 18th. This means that the following blogs will be inactive for that week: 

@crimealleysnapshots​

@mutantmage​

@scarletarsenal​

@silvertonguesmiles​

   Mutuals with my Skype are still welcome to hit me up, though replies will be understandably delayed. If you need me otherwise, I’ll be available at one of my personal blogs,@asgardian-stars​ or@cabeswaterisforlovers​. If you’re a Disney fan, you can witness me attempt to catalogue my vacation here on instagram. We have tickets for Universal and Magic Kingdom, though we may try to squeeze in Epcot.

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@quiksilverfast :: cont.

“I guess I just feel kinda bad that Teddy had to work tonight, y’know? I mean, I’m sure as hell not kissing you when the ball drops.”

[quiksilverfast]

“Just teleport your scrawny little ass over to him then and get your smooch on. See? Problem solved. Not stop moping and start having fun, idiot!”

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“I’m not scrawny. We wear the same size jeans. Wait, d’you think I could do that? I mean, he wouldn’t get in that much trouble, would he? It’s just like, five, ten minutes.” 

[quiksilverfast]

“I know you don’t understand, but after Wolf of Wallstreet, I’ll see anything where Margot Robbie is wearing very little clothes. Those shorts? Totally my scene.” 

Tommy quirks his brow at his brother’s silence before widening his eyes from the shock. “Dude! Where have you been for the past year?!”

[mutantmage-blog]

“Butt-deep in comic books, dude, that totally missed my radar! When is it? Who’s in it? Doesn’t Ben Still kind of look old and weirdly gaunt now?”

[mutantmage-blog]

@quiksilverfast :: cont.

“I guess I just feel kinda bad that Teddy had to work tonight, y’know? I mean, I’m sure as hell not kissing you when the ball drops.”

[mutantmage-blog]

@quiksilverfast​ :: cont

   “I’m so ready for Wonder Woman oh my god oh my god. I dunno about Suicide Squad though, what do you think?”

   There’s a long pause, and then- 

   “Wait, Zoolander is getting a sequel?!”

[tinybluedeer]

*winks at the sky* for the aliens

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@quiksilverfast :: cont.

“I’m okay with Teddy kisses. In fact, I love them. I’m okay with mom kisses, I’m okay with Kate kisses, I’m even okay with you chucking Hershey kisses at me because I can at least eat those. But that’s all the kisses I’m okay with.”

[mutantmage-blog]

I hope everything goes well with Finals. Good luck.

:: THANK YOU ANON MY FINALS WENT OKAY BUT I HAVEN’T CHECKED MY GRADES YET and i haven’t checked my inbox in ages!!!

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❛❛ Is this what you do every Christmas? ❜❜

“Yeah, I mean, if nobody’s throwing a party Christmas eve, I just kinda hang out. Game. Buy games. Read comics. It’s just another night, y’know?”

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❛❛ You’re really - enthusiastic - with the decorations. ❜❜

“Listen, I may not believe in the Jesus stuff and the fat guy in red, but I’ll be damned if I let Kate outdo me again.”