Diction Arty

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oh my god i am going to explode

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You good?

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I have discovered a new flavor/smell that I associate with bad alcohol

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W0T

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Why is all the calm music also sad?

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Is tho?

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yes. is.

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IS THO?

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Why is all the calm music also sad?

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Is tho?

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I heard someone use “it’s easier than binary sodoku” and that’s my new favorite phrase.

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Quag, mire, and quagmire can all mean bog or boggy area

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What did the wizard say to the witch’s cat?

You look very familiar

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Sometimes counter tops are taken for granite.

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Notion to change prima donna to pre-Madonna

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Icicles or ice sickles? 

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I wouldn’t be mad at the word holistic if whole didn’t have the homophone in the form of hole. Holistic is spelled in a way that wants you to think that holistic would have something to do with holes but no. I has to do with whole.

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I lied before. The most I ever got out of 4 1/2 Years if Latin was graffiti scene in Monty Python’s Life of Brian.

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I have been on this earth for a life time and just realized that Jose is the Spanish version of Joseph.

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Fun fact: if you right click on a YouTube video a drop down will pop up and one of the options will literally say stats for nerds.

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One day, I was going to my friend’s room and was about to knock, and at the last minute, I remember a few days ago I injured my knuckle, so move one finger forward with the intent of only knocking with that one finger to prevent hurting the injured finger. As I knock, pain shoots through me and I realized I was knocking with the injured finger, reopening the wound and causing the appearance of blood. If that doesn’t describe my life, than I have no idea what does.

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Is someone called a daredevil because they dared evil?