Kaya

Stripper | City of Angels | 21 | Student | Cat Lady

[mochabeesnuts]

ok before tumblr crash and burns into kiddyland hell i just have one thing left to say….

[trashrrat]

[softcherri]

cherry

[workingitinportland-deactivated]

Worst stripper names I have heard

Sedan Tank girl Climaxx Synthetic Committed (“like to an asylum?” “No like suicide” she was a suicide girl)

Regan says: Chevy and Jetta (same club, friends) Butta Sparkle

(Me “Oh I worked with a twinkle! Then she changed her name to fuckalicious”)

Galactica Lucyfurr (me “that ones classic tho”) Atari

Feel free to add/annotate!

[workingitinportland-deactivated]

Bubble Gum who became Cotton Candy Me: oh! Hot Pocket!

[portlandvalentine]

I feel like I must be forgetting so many, but I still think Goddess is one of the worst. And Butterfly. Ugh. And Prince$$! I’ve disliked all the Princesses I’ve worked with, but that spelling makes it especially annoying. 

[portlandvalentine]

I’m bringing back this super old post because I can’t believe I forgot to mention that super awkward stripper named Elfstar. Did you ever work with her?  clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead

[idontbelieveinbras-deactivated2]

Peyote. She wasn’t Native

Barbie. She was blonde and blue eyed and danced like a robot on acetaminophen then got into coke. 

Speed.

Scrumptious.

Country. She danced to rap.

I’m sure I’ll wake up and think of more. This post almost made me pee though. 

[northernsugar-deactivated201508]

I’m fucking crying please add to this guys!!! 😂

[chrissyrippinbongs-deactivated2]

Y’all. *rubs temples* Ca$h New Petra Evolve Epiphany Blue Balls •dont get me started• I literally hear the worst names working downtown😩

[damnthatsonesadbitch]

Felony (She scared the shit outta me)

[xlittlesugarx]

I can’t fucking post any of mine cuz for all you know they will find my blog and whoop my ass

[saint-ripper]

Yaya (she had this dry glitter spray stuff that i inhaled enough of in the dressing room that i sneezed glitter once)

Gertrude

Kit Kat

Love

Olga

[pinkpeppermints]

Sativa

Esteé (like Esteé fucking Lauder why)

Ryan Lee (or honestly any stripper who uses two names, it’s weird in a club context and really should be reserved for porn performers)

Lyric

Gemini

Pepper

Chastity

Francesca

There’s definitely more but that’s what immediately came to mind

[strippertips]

There’s a girl who goes by dimples (which is ridiculous) but like her and her dimples are cute as hell so it’s like okay?

[ex-cult-stripper]

Enigma 

Jennabelle

[strippr]

Sinister (six kids and flat beautiful abs?)

Baby Doll (if I remember right, she was the one with the shitty cheetah print tattoos over her face? Not that I can talk about shitty tattoos, just shitty face tattoos…)

Sparkle (also her legal name)

Chastity (ffs, no)

I’m pretty jealous of some of the names on the above lists. What an honor to work with such unique *cough* women.

[fruityham-deactivated20230915]

Cornbread

Not even kidding, welcome to ATL

Nothing will ever top that but also Thorn, Strawberry, and Benji Bandz

[icyaphrodite]

Clubs in NYC won’t let you use names they find ridiculous, too strange, or utterly stupid, so this is extremely entertaining to me. 😭 I NEED MORE ADDITIONS TO THIS LIST!!!

[stripperstitions-deactivated202]

@icyaphrodite lol the dumbest I’ve encountered was Mongolia, but yeah NYC is so strict with names

[wildmaenad]

Indica AND another girl named Sativa. In the same club. No, they were not friends.

Miranda Rights topped it all off for me. Bitch wore a sun dress and converses on stage.

[labradoriteleylines]

Gemini isn’t a name, it’s a WARNING

Tesla, “after the car not the person.” (To be fair she was young and didn’t know there was a person)

Geisha (not Japanese, “didn’t want a generically Asian name”)

[nerdystripper]

@labradoriteleylines lmaooo I knew a girl who’s name was Tesla and I asked her if she named herself after the car or the person and she goes “there’s a person named Tesla?” Why is this a common occurrence

[dahliabedamned]

I need this sticker from The Moon Cult

[freshmoviequotes]

Bad Santa (2003)

[dancing-in-eden-blog]

Wow 😒 thanks

[blackwallflower]

I love being a stripper. Almost as much as I hate it.

[karlyvoss-deactivated20231217]

i honestly hate ex-strippers who worked in the 90′s and early 2000′s who act like they can give advice on today’s current stripping climate. like sure, susan, you made $2000 a day just standing on stage with your top on and no customers were allowed to touch you. mmhm. okay. that’s not how it works now. stop slut shaming strippers and shut up. your decrepit opinions belong in a museum. 

[pinksugardoll]

I have been dancing since 2002.

Was it easier then? Yes, the money was FLOWING. Did we have to do less?? Yes we did.

Here is the difference to me: NO ONE DID EXTRAS, WE DID LAP DANCES.

The more these guys find that they can get, the less likely they are going to pay for “just a lap dance.” I started dancing in Texas and Portland. Portland had just been extensively raided and from 2003 til the recession hit, which is when I left there, we gave $20 AIR DANCES and I would rarely do less than $1k on a weeknight. A thousand dollars a night for standing in front of a guy and touching him zero bc that’s what the law limited is to doing.

IF EVERYONE OFFERS THE SAME THING, WE WILL ALL MAKE MONEY. Basic supply and demand.

I think about this all the time and it pisses me off all the time. We are strippers, we are lap dancers. Please just lap dance, please just strip.

[myrealnameisnotkaya]

This a thousand times over. If you want to escort etc please just do it AWAY from the strip clubs...

[memewhore]

[daisysactuallyjewish]

A mood

[amoonasaohin]

LOVE CreepyYeha’s (https://www.instagram.com/creepyyeha/) aesthetic and fashion. Just a little tribute to this amazing lady.

[ca7dybaby]

@jacqthestripper

[myrealnameisnotkaya]

Stripper trip to Vegas!!

Finally doing this, I feel like it’s a stripper right of passage (lol). I’m hoping it’s good because it’s March madness. But anyways, do any of you babes work at spearmint rhino?? My girlfriend and I are going Friday morning to get a referral and our sheriffs card, and then hopefully trying to work that night - Monday...

I heard you have to be sucking the managers dick to get good shifts, and they won’t let you work weekends when you first start?? Looking for advice 🤔

[written-on-polaroids]

I’m sorry.

[myrealnameisnotkaya]

Going back to NYC in a month 😍

[stripperstripper]

I feel like strip clubs being normalized in pop culture has really affected the money.

People come in and treat it like a regular night club now more than ever.

I’m hoping that it’s just a trend that will pass, and that it will pass soon.

[saaint-sugar]

If a woman learns how to flirt/charm and understands the basic psychology of lust filled men, she’ll never be broke

G.L (via saaint-sugar)

[orwell]

Vogue, September, 1967

[buddafly-x]

Forever stuck in the past.