*delighted fart noises*

i make ✨coloring pages✨ and silly art

[0batbitch0]

son.

[mythiccritter]

some bullshit i made because boredom is beautiful ( and it all comes from a person, down to the music )

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[shopcat]

look at this wonderful gif of scallops getting scared and scattering like a flock pigeons

[elioftheasphodel]

whatever. go my scallops

[whitachi]

last night I had the experience of "referencing a tumblr post that you think is widely known but turns out to not be as widely known as you thought it was" last night and it was this post. whatever. go my scallops

[idiot--lizard]

Its Mackenzie Monday!! Happy Pride Month!!

[mythiccritter]

i just made the crocodile hunter music video that my childhood self could only dream of ( and i’m very happy )

[sherdnerd]

Tragedy struck in Florida as one of Jeff Bezo’s rockets exploded in a catastrophic fireball without Bezos on board

[koiagain]

I guess you could say he’s ve… he’s a very h…

[stillyoarle2225]

Gameoverse is cool

[mythiccritter]

rockets are hard ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[mythiccritter]

i just rly love bugs

[mythiccritter]

hi do you like vaguely spider-man 3 scented artist introductions because —

[mythiccritter]

behold!!! my friends

[mythiccritter]

we’re painting and watching stephen colbert on public access, tonight

[mythiccritter]

met this trubbish last night who was dancing on the trash cans. we are now buddies, and Heftie is the mvp of my current team in ZA

i still get my ass kicked sometimes, tho.

[mythiccritter]

sleepy rock snake <3

[mythiccritter]

y’all!! are too!!! close!!!