too old to be a duckling

star wars side blog is mydarktrashprince (it's all filth)

[mathew]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[cat-memes-only]

This is art

[treacle-a]

[princesstigerbelle]

NICE

[spinningyarns]

If I caption this “I can haz cheezburger?” do you think the fabric of time and space will rip and we’ll be flung violently back into our own past?

[retroactivebakeries]

[retroactivebakeries]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I went back in time and convinced the 20-something version of my dad to have gay sex in order to make the future him not homophobic. When I returned to the present I wasn’t born.

[coolandawesomelawnmowers]

damn.

(picture unrelated)

[one-time-i-dreamt]

what do you mean PICTURE UNRELATED

[coolandawesomelawnmowers]

This is a lawnmower fan blog. sorry

(picture unrelated)

[one-time-i-dreamt]

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[one-time-i-dreamt]

and so the bamboozler gets bamboozled

[winter-angst]

look it , look it ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ོ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀it's freakin bats ོ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀ ⠀ོ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ

i love halloween

[as-seenon-tv]

wake up babe, new tumblr icon just dropped and it actually FUCKS

[beepathan]

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

[staffs-secret-blog]

We actually have been trying to sell your info but it's all shit and no one wants it

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[rabbit-exe]

dude who’s an SCP solely because he’s so normal nothing anomalous works on him. scp 173 doesn’t move whether or not he’s looking at it because “that’s just a statue, dude, what do you mean it killed eight people it can’t even MOVE”. hes put in 682′s chamber and it tries to bite him but just. completely fails to injure him in any way. meanwhile he’s like “aw neat monster animatronic”. if you hit him normally with a normal bus he will die but if an scp is driving the bus he will not

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Dave, the intern from accounting

[moonybyte]

You guys will be very pleased to know that Dave the Intern from Accounting will get along SPLENDIDLY with SCP-004-J, Stan from Accounting.

They can probably share their containment area even.

[depsidase]

[tikkety-tok]

[sexygaywizard]

[mintykiwi]

[mintykiwi]

EVERY YEAR

[sadclowncentral]

i would be so normal if it wasn't for the fucking symptoms

[buggyeyes]

it's always the symptoms...

[andrewbelami]

[getouism]

gays see something with "vampire" in it and hit reblog

[horrorwebs]

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

got taken to axe throwing tonight. i may not have impressed anyone with my technical axe throwing skills but my sheer brute animal strength is unparalleled