Incorrect BBS Quote

[nacho2b]

I’m backkk

[nacho2b]

Delirious: I turned out perfectly fine!

Vanoss: Delirious, just this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.

Delirious: YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN THE TOASTER! I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN THE TOASTER! THEN WHO THE FUCK DID IT, HUH?!?!

[nacho2b]

I didn't know owls could fly

H2O Delirious (2016)

[nacho2b]

Mini: What time is it?

Wildcat: I don’t know, pass me the Tv remote.

Wildcat: *Turns Tv up all the way*

Neighbour, distant: WHO THE FUCK IS WATCHING TV AT 3 FUCKING AM, TURN THAT SHIT DOWN

Wildcat: Tt’s 3am

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Moo: Do you guys ever wonder what it would be like if we were all brothers?

Basically: If any of you guys were my brother, I’d poison your coffee.

Wildcat: If you were my brother Marcel, I’d drink it.

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Basically: How long are we going to let him do that?

Terroriser, pinching the bridge of his nose: Just... Just give him a minute...

Delirious: [Been pushing on a door that is clearly labeled pull for ten minutes]

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Smii7y: What should we do now? We’ve got some time to kill

Kryoz: [visibly worried] w-who would we even kill

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Delirious: Would you shoot your best friend in the leg for ten million dollars?

Vanoss: You shoot me, and then, when my leg gets better, we buy a mansion, twelve Ferrari’s and a private plane.

Delirious: You can shoot me too! Then we get twenty million dollars!

Vanoss: Good thinking. Fuck the system.

Mini: Why are you two like this?

[nacho2b]

Kryoz: No offence, but when I look at you I think of a teachers pet...

Moo: None taken, people love pets.

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Delirious: [hits his hand on a table]

Delirious: Ow! my armkle!

Cartoonz: Your what?

Vanoss: His wrist.

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Ohm: can i get a glass of wine, please?

Employee: Sir, I hope you do realise that this is Mcdonalds.

Ohm: Oh fuck i am so sorry… can I get a Mcwine?

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*Delirious gets Arrested*

Police Officer: Who the fuck ordered all these pizzas?!

Delirious: You said I got one phone call!

[nacho2b]

SHOUT OUT!!!!

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Or don’t, I honestly don’t care 

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[nacho2b]

*BBS decides to go on a group run*

*Runs 10 meters*

Panda: Wait (panting) I've got a cramp

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Mini: I’m the most responsible member of this group.

Basically: Yesterday you set the bathroom on fire.

Mini: There was a spider, okay.

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Delirious: Surgery is just stabbing someone to life.

Ohm: Please never become a surgeon.

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Vanoss: Another rule of the BBS; no swearing.

Kryoz: H E C K.

Vanoss: HEY! YOU’RE ON THIN FUCKING ICE.

Vanoss:...

Vanoss: oh no.