spice girl ! ✧*:・ﾟ

when you're feelin', sad and low, we w i l l take you where you gotta go smilin' and d a n c i n ', everything is free all you need is positivity colours of the world spice up your life every boy and girl spice up your life people of the world spice up your life

[nahlaxo]

ya girl is moving to spain in 1 ( one ) day so i’m gonna be gone a few more days but i love u and thank you for tolerating my absent ass !! i kno i’m garbage and shoulda been ejected a long time ago 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

also sofia carson is hot as fuq thank u goodnight 

[nahlaxo]

hvrrisons:

PERCY: i’m frankly quite insulted ????? PERCY: came out here to have a good time but i’m feeling so attacked rn PERCY: also i gotta get that money somehow and if clickbait titles in all caps get me $$ then you can best ur ass im gonna do it PERCY: ur welcome <3

NAHLA: not that you care apparently but i’ve just escaped to safety NAHLA: and i’d like to say thank you percy harrison NAHLA: FOR ABSOLUTELY NOTHING NAHLA: get that american coin though NAHLA: actually on second thought get your salary in pounds better investment

[nahlaxo]

yo olvidé cómo hablar inglés lol mi familia argentina nos visitaron esta semana oops the dash is just a parade of ooc posts and i aint helping

buuuuuut on to replies now they’re twenty years late

[nahlaxo]

🙃🙃🙃 im so sorry i haven’t rlly been around, i have severe anxiety i have to go into inpatient for from time to time and global politics plus school are exacerbating an already bad time lol

but i’ll get to the rest of my owed starters from the last call (they’ll be normal threads w the event being on hold and all) and i’m always up to plot out exciting new things and threads

[nahlaxo]

&&.  ✧ .・゜゜27 April 2017 at 04:49 • become a horse jockey  • get money ft. raf / @demcdici

 she found raf easily, a head taller than most of the people at the after party, pulling his hand and prepared to drag him away if she had to. “ra-fa-el,” nahla drawled, refusing to use the shorter version of his name, “face of the fight game. not going to lie, i was rather hoping you would be incarcerated in italy and i could bail you out and further cement your dependence on my wit and charm and all that album sales money. don’t you dare say one of your fights is worth two billion times the value of one of my streams, i’m very mean when you piss me off.” she paused, but only for a second. “get up, you’re dancing with me whether you like it or not.” 

[nahlaxo]

LIKE this for a starter for the after-party / camping trip based on a shuffled song from the spotify playlist i add to when i’m wasted, featuring hits like ‘ gasolina ’, ‘ call me maybe ’ and ‘ sibelius: violin concerto in d minor, op. 47 i. allegro moderato ’ OR a starter based on one of the notes in my phone i’ve written whilst wasted, ie ‘ bees are literally wingmenfor flowers…………. ’ 

i’ll surprise u unless u have a preference in which case……………..say it

[nahlaxo]

LIKE this for a starter for the after-party / camping trip based on a shuffled song from the spotify playlist i add to when i’m wasted, featuring hits like ‘ gasolina ’, ‘ call me maybe ’ and ‘ sibelius: violin concerto in d minor, op. 47 i. allegro moderato ’ OR a starter based on one of the notes in my phone i’ve written whilst wasted, ie ‘ bees are literally wingmenfor flowers............. ’ 

i’ll surprise u unless u have a preference in which case.................say it

[nahlaxo]

&&.  ✧ .・゜゜ you’ll never shine if you don’t glow ft. mason / @masontylr

she stole the seat opposite him with ease, unable to cross her legs in the tight, white, dress that glowed in the dim light of the gala and forced to sit demurely across from mason. “just so you know,” nahla said, gaze settling on the photographer and one corner of her mouth rising into a vicious half-smile, “i submitted your name to my label for the director of my next visual. thought you should branch out, mason. don’t get mad, it’s an opportunity. i’ll put your name in the album and video credits real big, right and centre. ” one of her producers liked to say that when she lay her accent on thick and leaned in close with one of those cleavage-baring dresses of hers, she could get whatever it was she wanted. her london accent pitched higher, twee, the perfect imitation of what americans pictured when someone said ‘english accent’.

[nahlaxo]

&&.  ✧ .・゜゜snap ! from djnahled

xcoquus:

RORY: that sounds like my worst nightmare RORY: i just got off work so i don’t look anywhere near presentable RORY: but i’m tempted anyways

NAHLA: they have some molecular gastronomy shit going on i had foam for dinner NAHLA: just disguise yourself as a chef ( oh wait is that really a disguise ) and run through the kitchen like a movie scene and i’ll wait in the lobby it’s a solid plan NAHLA: pretty please with a [ insert best kind of cherry ] on top ??

[nahlaxo]

&&.  ✧ .・゜゜snap ! from djnahled

hvrrisons:

PERCY: congrats on the award! PERCY: yikes i’m filming rn. i hope bey comes to save you PERCY: punch the old white guys

NAHLA: don’t tell anyone i said this but thank you for the congratulations and nothing else NAHLA: i’m starting to think i need to change your contact to ‘asshole, always filming, first on hit list, do not message in a crisis’ is that too long NAHLA: great suggestion raf de medici the face of the fight game NAHLA: sorry *harrison 

[nahlaxo]

&&.  ✧ .・゜゜snap ! from djnahled

plaiisir:

CHLOÉ: i had every intention of returning home to an oasis of silk robes, rosé and reality television CHLOÉ: in fact i still intend to CHLOÉ: but tell me how exactly you plan on making it worth my while and maybe i’ll bite

NAHLA: sold my body to my label years ago so i can’t offer you that NAHLA: which leaves your pick of old white men as a sugar daddy or twenty NAHLA: or food which ngl it’s a decent dinner NAHLA: or alcohol but it’s just champagne 

[nahlaxo]

&&.  ✧ .・゜゜snap ! from djnahled

tristvnns:

TRISTAN: is it really that bad.. ur getting an award can’t u just.. wait it out? TRISTAN: what’s in it for me? ‘cause right now i’m deciding between a night at home with netflix and coming to pick u up TRISTAN: take a guess which one sounds more appealing

NAHLA: oh sweetie. u naive white man. NAHLA: do you really enjoy my suffering that much ?? NAHLA: they’re serving ice cream made with gold leaf i think they’re trying to poison everyone it’s getting dire it’s a murder plot come now

[nahlaxo]

&&.  ✧ .・゜゜snap ! from djnahled

demcdici:

RAF: who raised you nahl? RAF: a jersey mom would beat your ass with a wooden spoon if she knew you were being such an ingrate RAF: i need details or no dice, boss

NAHLA: see, a south london mum would be proud of me for not taking any american shite NAHLA: you should get some tips from her, maybe you might actually be able to beat some asses and win a few fights NAHLA: i already told you at the beverly hills w and i’m surrounded by old white men, so..... what other details could you possibly need ?? NAHLA: i’m wearing custom prada and i’m gonna murder you ??

[nahlaxo]

think i look p good in this one but it’s massive so im putting it under the cut to save ya eyes !

siri will cammie ever not be a little shit no but fr you’re all so cute i wish i took pics of myself 

[nahlaxo]

&&.  ✧ .・゜゜snap ! from djnahled

NAHLA: i’m about 90 seconds from bailing on this industry dinner i’m hiding in the toilets NAHLA: my label told me i won an award and i have to go but i’m surrounded by old white men NAHLA: where’s beyoncé come save me it’s at the w in beverly hills NAHLA: if you come quick i’ll make it worth your while

[nahlaxo]

that’s me after a week away

i j ust sent the last email for this project to my boss im in tears after two months we’re finally done gooDBYE evil consulting firm goodbye excel goodbye team wewannadieinternedition goodbye ‘group projects’ in the adult world wth

WHATS GOIN ON CATCH ME UP  HEY IM CAMMIE NOT CAMI THATS A SHIRT LET’S PLOT IF YOU’RE A NEW KID ON DA BLOCK MAKE ME A STARTER / ILL MAKE U ONE

me rn hopped up on SUGAR and SUCCESS:

[nahlaxo]

&&.  ✧ .・゜゜ to absolutely nobody ft. raf / @demcdici

‘the keen sting of adult disappointment.’ she laughed when she read it, flinging her phone back down onto the counter and warding off the ache blossoming in the back of her head when she stopped laughing. skeletons. closets. she had hers too. nahla had considered joking, tweeting at him ‘no chance you want to get together and write something sometime? you’ve got a way with words, signoro.’ she did nothing. he owed her nothing. and really, could anyone paint themselves shocked at either the situation or his response to it?

she did nothing until she went to his gym, partially to find him, partially because she really needed to hit something, throwing punches instead of fighting words, waiting from the exile — no, he was still king here — to emerge from the shadows. 

“if you want to be a big boy and talk about your feelings i’m here, you know,” nahla said in his direction when she caught him in the corner of her eye, the posh hollywood accent she settled into so comfortably slipping and london crawling out, “if not, i get to spar with you and i’ll go for the groin.”