Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.
this is my favorite video on the internet
mental health tip: save this video. watch it when youâre sad. itâs the best goddamn thing on the internet
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I'd rather be in outer space đ¸

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shark vs the universe
$LAYYYTER
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Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.
this is my favorite video on the internet
mental health tip: save this video. watch it when youâre sad. itâs the best goddamn thing on the internet
The 2nd Amendment is no longer the right to bear arms. The 2nd Amendment has become the right to take lives. The 2nd Amendment is no longer aiding citizens. The 2nd Amendment is now abetting murderers.
When the laws donât work, the laws must change.Â
Well, clearly you failed 9th grade Social Studies.
You know⌠I honestly donât remember how did in 9th grade Social Studies?
I did okay majoring in Political Science and American Government in undergrad though. I graduated summa cum laude so I figure I must have learned something?
Law school also went alright I guess? I did somehow manage to get an article about the constitutionality and modification of excessive force laws through out the 50 states placed in a national publication. And I also managed to pass the Bar Exam.Â
But yeah itâs totally possible I failed 9th grade social studies tbh. I was a little shit when I was 15 and gave no fucks.Â
Hey, 911, I just witnessed a murder.
bernie sanders SAVAGE mood board
âc'est la vieâ is just a fancy way to say âthats how it is on this bitch of an earthâ
Jeff Goldblum is like if your uncle were a manic Pixie dream girl
assert your dominance by calling your friends by their student ID number
There are parents born after 2000
anxiety: hey its time
me: for what
anxiety: its time
me: ?????????
anxiety: :)
me: ????????????????????????????????????????????
April 12th 1961: Yuri Gagarin becomes the first man in space
On this day in 1961, the Russian cosmonaut Yuri Gagarin became the first human to travel into outer space. Gagarin, a fighter pilot, was the successful candidate for the mission, being selected by Russian space programme director Sergei Korolev. Russia already had a lead in the Space Race, having launched Sputnik 1 in 1957, which was the first satellite in space. On April 12th 1961, Gagarin left Earth aboard the Vostok 1 spacecraft, famously declaring âPoyekhali!â (which means âLetâs go!â in Russian). He spent 108 minutes completing an orbit of the planet. Upon re-entering the atmosphere, Gagarin executed a successful ejection and landed by parachute in rural Russia, to the consternation of locals. Yuri Gagarin became famous worldwide and a Russian hero, being awarded the nationâs highest honour - Hero of the Soviet Union. Gagarin died in 1968 when the training plane he was piloting crashed; his ashes were buried in the walls of the Kremlin.
âDonât be afraid, I am a Soviet citizen like you, who has descended from space and I must find a telephone to call Moscow!â - Gagarin to some stunned farmers when he landed
this is seriously my favorite episode
me: *procrastinates necessary things*
me: *procrastinates enjoyable things*
me @ me: why are you like this
my brain: ur dumb/annoying/ugly
me:Â
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