We're Boldly Going There

Just sit back and enjoy the ride, I know I will [Star Trek AOS Jim Kirk NSFW smut RP blog, mun and muse +21] [will not rp NSFW with anyone younger than 18] [please read the rules if you want to interact]

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[factsnfunnypics]

Moth pit

[leggywillow]

My reaction to this gif went from stone-faced “this is dumb” to full-on snickering gleefully in about fifteen seconds.

[feralkwe-deactivated20210912]

you can’t just drop shit like this on my dash i hurt myself laughing

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[babyanimalgifs]

for anyone that’s having a bad day, here are pictures of animals sniffing flowers

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A few more:

[lickystickypickyzzz]

[straawberrylumps]

@the-crux-of-magic 🎃🎃🎃

[sinkorswimisbullshit]

My mom told me to “find a man who respects you like a sea captain respects the sea.” A man who looks at you with awe and reverence but knows you are a force of nature. I like that.

[nouveauqueer-deactivated2025050]

#at the risk of making a pun that’s deep as fuck

[evilsupplyco]

So when YOU sew a bunch of unmatched parts together, it is “a quilt” and “a beautiful gift” and “will assuredly become a family heirloom” but when I sew a bunch of unmatched parts together it is “A MONSTER” and “AN ABOMINATION, AN AFFRONT TO THE GODS” and goes on “A MURDEROUS KILLING SPREE.”

[daywatch]

Well MAYBE if you BOTHERED TO NAME HIM or I don’t know, DIDN’T BECOME DEATHLY ILL FROM THE SIGHT OF HIM MOVING we wouldn’t HAVE THIS PROBLEM

[fearlessly-fiona]

“I’m an adult” I whisper as I try not panic while I’m filling in all those forms that I don’t understand.

[c3rvida3]

A kid at work has decided that they don’t want to play with the kitchen set, and don’t want to play Barbies, but would instead rather take the them-sized stove and the Barbie-sized stove and pretend that they’re mommy and baby stoves.

The baby stove is currently at stove school, which is for stoves.

[c3rvida3]

The mommy stove is at work, and apparently makes soup for a living, which I know because this kid is has been chanting, “I MAKE SOUP AND I DO IT ALL DAY / EVERY SINGLE SOUP SECOND, EVERY SINGLE SOUP WAY,” louder and louder and higher and higher to the point where it’s now either being sung by the world’s loudest mouse or the world’s most out-of-breath six-year-old.

[satwcomic]

Mother Gaia

[cliteralviolence]

The truth

[demilypyro]

Want to hear a hot take?

[demilypyro]

Despite what modern core nihilism will tell you, the accidental nature and inherent meaninglessness of life as a biological phenomenon does not mean that our efforts are pointless but instead allows us all to determine what we personally desire out of life. It means we are free to pursue what our hearts desire, and so enables each of us to find our own unique meaning.

Also love is real.

And the majority of people in the world are inherently good-natured.

[thequantumqueer]

“if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.”

[gendigo-deactivated20170404]

pros of long fics: well thought out, character development, builds relationships

cons of long fics: impending sense that something is going to go wrong at any moment

[mathylibrarian]

They’re together and happy, but there’s still ten chapters left.

[jaaneymann]

what goes wrong that needs 10 whole chapters to resolve

[princecharmingtobe]

It’s like watching a crime show. Character: He did it! Me: *looks at how much is left* He didn’t do it.

[prlman]

“Fingers in her mouth, Hand between her legs, Whisper into her ear, That if she wants more, she can beg.”

— The Book Of Lilith - litandlethargy (via litandlethargy)

[trulyvincent]

[emotionalempowerer-blog]

This Artist Drew Disney Princesses As Armored Warriors And It Looks Damn Cool

[julieterbang]

[princesstigerbelle]

The skill…..

The determination….

[hedgiwithapen]

Very Good Trope: Civillian is told “ stay in the car” while hero goes to confront villain. Hero gets in over head and all seems disaster. Civillian crashes car into villain. 

[zombielexie]

“…what? You said to stay in the car.”