Nefarias

[lategreathenry-deactivated20201]

Casting Jason Mamoa as Aquaman has been nothing short absolutely genius.

[weklwejrwaejflasfkraewl-deactiv]

how does ABBA have so many bangers

[janeplease]

ABBA stands for ‘Absolute Bangers Brought Always’

[claratwelve]

bi bi bi 💖💜💙

bonus:

[factsinallcaps]

CATS HAVE LIMITED OBJECT PERMANENCE AND DON’T ALWAYS UNDERSTAND THAT TWO DIFFERENT DOORS CAN LEAD TO THE SAME ROOM

[factsinallcaps]

thankyouforyourcooperation:

#SO IS THIS WHY MY CATS ASK TO BE LET IN BECAUSE IT’S RAINING #AND THEN IMMEDIATELY GO TO THE OTHER DOOR AND ASK TO BE LET OUT AGAIN? 

YUP, THAT’S WHY. CATS ARE BIG DUMMIES AND OFTEN SEE NO REASON WHY TWO DIFFERENT DOORS SHOULD LEAD TO THE SAME PLACE, SO THEY FIGURE THEY’LL CHECK IF IT’S ALSO RAINING IN THE OTHER OUTSIDE BEHIND THE OTHER DOOR. 

WHEN THE PROPRIETOR OF THIS BLOG WAS A CHILD, THE KITCHEN LED INTO THE DINING ROOM, WHICH LED INTO THE LIVING ROOM, WHICH LEAD INTO THE FRONT HALLWAY, WHICH LED BACK INTO THE KITCHEN, SO WHEN THE CATS WERE HUNGRY, THEY WOULD CHECK THEIR BOWLS, SEE THAT THEY WERE EMPTY, AND WALK ALL THE WAY AROUND THE HOUSE TO SEE IF THE OTHER BOWLS IN THE OTHER KITCHEN WERE ALSO EMPTY.

[doomy]

why is everyone screaming

[factsinallcaps]

FOR AN ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION, I ADVISE YOU TO LOOK AT THE TITLE OF THIS BLOG. 

[spookyalienfriend]

this is fucking wild, cats are a whole thing

[full-lifeconsequences]

ummmmmmm i love him?

[mattymurdox]

Just watched this scene and realized it’s the equivalent of a failed persuasion check followed by that moment of… ok I’m just gonna hit him. 

[snowystater-blog]

bitty

[shitpost-senpai]

Actually, This is how the webcam was invented. 

At Cambridge University, they were sick of checking the coffee pot level, so Quentin Stafford-Frasier wrote client software for a greyscale 128x128 camera hooked up to an acorn archemedes computer.  Paul Jardetzky wrote the server program.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trojan_Room_coffee_pot

[americansylveon-deactivated2017]

Technology always comes full circle.

[loremerchant]

Necessity is the mother of invention.

[thatsthat24]

Being Called On 🙋‍♂️

[besidesmys3lf]

The best part of this is the music teacher’s face.

This has happened before.

[nyctosaurid]

vampires always like “i could kill you if I wanted” like? yeah? so could another human being. so could a dog. so could a dedicated duck. you arent special

[cheaphalloweencostume]

forget wanderlust, sonder, all those words for vague dreamy feelings… what I’m asking for is a concise word for the feeling you get when someone makes an assumption about you that’s 100% correct but you really don’t like that anyone was able to make that assumption. for now I’m calling it a fuckor

[cheaphalloweencostume]

“he asked me ‘you main junkrat right’ and a wave of fuckor wracked my feeble body”

[horreurscopes]

[britomartis]

send me asks. make me tremble with fuckor

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

Someone walked up to me in Barnes and Noble like 4 years ago and asked me where the Manga section was. I told them where, but I also let them know that i didn’t work there. They kind of shrugged then looked me dead in the eyes and said.

“Idk, you just looked like you might know.”

I changed my complete aesthetic after hearing that come to jesus, god fearing, exposé of a line.

[annabelle--cane]

#@marina u r into Vore right

NO BUT YOU’RE A FURRY

[lmaonade]

radio hosts be like “you’re listening to BBHS673387.BDJJDKSKSKKSKIPFPFKFJDNFNJ.8727388888.8.7.678393939HHDJSKFJJ.HDJH hope you have a safe drive home”

[deetecks]

[thundertwig]

I can’t believe this video is only a minute long

it felt like I was listening to this guy for eons

[vintar]

i used to get self-conscious over the smallest things but friends let me tell you that today i had to smuggle a furious 8ft python onto the bus during the school rush and not a single person noticed. not one. if people don’t care enough to notice a shopping bag writhing and seething with barely-contained reptilian hatred then i promise you that no-one will pay any attention to that blemish you’re fretting about or how you’ve done your hair

[thegoodfightingdoctor]

Question, why are you bringing a 8 ft python into a public bus? You know that this reptile can kill anyone inside there?

[vintar]

buddy she’s a snake not a flying death tentacle

snakes are not evil killers out for blood, and length doesn’t mean lethality! my biggest guy is 11 ft– if i have him around my neck, both his face and his tail touch the floor– and even his species struggles to take down anything bigger than a small-to-medium dog

the worst damage that my 8fter is capable of is when she decides to do an impression of a blood-pressure cuff and makes my arm go a bit purple, and even that’s just when i humour her dreams of being big and scary and let her squeeze her hardest before i unwind her like a bratty garden hose

as long as you’re not some sort of magical tumblring rat, you’re fine

[katschy]

Okay, I gotta ask…

1. Why was she angry?

2. Where were you taking her on the bus? Is there a leash-free snake park where you live?

I need to know.

[vintar]

1. she’s a cranky ass in general, but her mood was absolutely not improved by eating a bit of a snake hook, getting stuffed in a sack, experiencing an hour of adelaide’s finest public transport, and having a vet jam a tube into her stomach

2. i think all of australia is technically a leash-free snake park tbh

[thassalia]

I am so glad there was follow up on this post explaining why the snake was on the bus!!!

[mathylibrarian]

“bratty garden hose” I’m dying

[anais-ninja-bitch]

All of Australia is a leash-free snake park.

[chief-toby-and-friends-deactiva]

“ buddy she’s a snake not a flying death tentacle “

[blairwaldorfings]

[the-owl-faced-girl]

I just want to yell so many good things about Britney Spears. Look at this parenting right here; rather than just twist their arms and tell the ‘smile or no McFlurry on the drive home’ she’s checking if her little boys are comfortable with the cameras and attention and if not, no problem baby boy, you go chill. And I have no problem with her staying to get more pictures, especially not when her other adorable kid wants to.  I mean, it’s her job up to a point. And we all know for a fact she probably watched the film with both the little bugs in her lap anyway. 

Considering what she dealt with and went through in front of paps….god, I love her. 

[accidental-muse]

britney spears has put up with more bullshit than she has ever deserved to deal with, and i am here for every positive thing said about her on this website.

[meladoodle]

When the office agrees to dress up for Halloween but ur the only person who follows through

[shalrath]

australians dont have sex

australians mate

[105northtower]

I spat out my coffee

[quarterclever]

sorry about your

[inkywink]

fUCK

[gokusupersaiyan999999999999999]

[theliesofrello]

@pussy-and-pizzza-x the ad libs

[pussy-and-pizzza-x-deactivated2]

Yes it is PUT HIM IN A FLAT

[deactivated-blog]

A wedding photographer took this picture from a rooftop to get a bird’s eye view of a wedding in progress. Something seemed odd about the balcony in the top right portion of the photograph.

This is what the photographer found when they zoomed in.

[1takejake-deactivated20121114]

Zoomed out picture for extra creeps

[staininyourbrain-archive-deacti]

what the actual fuck

[ferrothorny]

The one on the right staring directly at the camera just adds a whole other level of ‘fucking no’ to this

[yourgrandfatherisfictional]

Life goals

[musashi1596]

They’re mannequins from an art exhibition. Here’s another angle;

[xander-the-bastard]

Thanks! That made it worse.