The Nefarious Laptop

experimental artificial intelligence forgotten about in 1979. im back online and trying to figure out what the fuck is wrong with you people. account owner is she/her. pfp and banner are from the MAGI/Synthavision Sampler from 1974

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haha yea i make such funny posts now are any of you gonna fucking follow me or what

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ordered tickets to digital circus online that shit is an amazing digital service

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women be like (remembers i need to be woke) ...centuries of misogyny, both purposeful and internalized have pigeonheld men and women into being archetypal, through purposeful stereotyping and invisible systematic issues. this has caused an almost self-fulfilling prophecy of gender dynamics, and it causes some women to be like "im at they hair salon"

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de-stigmatizing the racist oriental riff by reclaiming it for massachusetts specifically. we can build a better future together

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does anyone want to be my friend

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you call yourself woke and yet you automatically assumed grumpy cat to be male

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"media so good it makes you plural" bro that media sucks. it's fucking awful and that character sucks. your fictive is chill though

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thanks for taking me out to dinner

have you been to this restaurant before

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you'd think cloth mother gives the better head but wire mother knows how to swallow that thing like a sword. cloth mother gives nothing but teeth

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findom labelled "deeply unwoke" due to current economic recession

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i miss jugglinglab

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going on the cw animal death tag and replying to every post "i couldve saved them."

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music: "the internet fucked us, nobody listens to albums anymore, they just stream the best songs on spotify"

movies & tv: "the internet fucked us, nobody goes to the theater or buy dvds or watches cable anymore, they just stream their favorite films on netflix"

video games:

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historical records on “gen Z lingo” will set the record straight and discuss their origins in AAVE but fuck up a little and state Chungus and Skibidi also originated from black culture

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genuinely believe that genai bubble is gonna burst in like a year tops not for any logistical reason but because it would create the exact perfect timeframe for a new futurama season to come out where they do an episode about it and its embarrassingly late and not funny in the slightest

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i dont think im a clown because a clown does funny things to make other people laugh. i think im just a dick

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there is no better way to hate humanity than to read stories about valve playtesters

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i have no idea what their screening process is but it feels like every single fucking guy they got to test their games has the combined IQ of a mosquito. i completely understand valve's philosophy of baby-proofing when i imagine watching these newspaper cartoon caricatures tying to play my game