Ask the Nerd

Do the shnozberries taste like shnozberries? Status: :)  Tag: #nerdler, #neganerd M!A: none! Thanks to cappycode for the portrait image ♥

[nerdler]

Well~ You're lookin' rather badass~

People dig the villiansss, I underssstand. I wasss the sssame way when I wasss little.Now take a few ssstepsss back.I won’t asssk you ssso nicely next time.

[nerdler]

Do you like cats? Do you like dogs? Do you like leopards? Do you like sharks? Do you like lizards? Do you like Armadillos? Do you like pink fairy armadillos? Do you like Maned Wolves? Do you like Irrawaddy Dolphins? Do you like Hermit Crabs? Do you like Giant Spider Crabs? Do you like Spiders? Do you like Tufted Deers? Do you like Moloch Horridus? Do you like Shoebills? Do you like Okapi? Do you like Vampire Squids? Do you like Octopodes?

Don’t ever talk to me again.

[nerdler]

OoOoOh~ Am I gRoWiNg on you enough to mAkE you want to stay longer? 8)

No. But if I remember correctly your other ssself knocked me unconsssciousss allowing the nerd to come back. That won't be happening again.

[nerdler]

GREAT SCOTT where did you come from? Is Nerd still in there somewhere? Are you possessing him?!

I guessss thats one way to put it. More like... replac-sss-ed him. Improved him even~I may jussst ssstick around for a little while

[nerdler]

*HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*

You ssspit on me.

[nerdler]

WAIT you cant spell Dren without DRE!! >:0 CONSPIRACY THEORY?!?!? who are you REALLY?

That loud mouth demon issssn’t worth the dirt I walk on.

“All powerful” and yet trapped in a two-dimensssion how pitiful.  

[nerdler]

How come you haven't got heterochromia like Nerd does?

Becausssse am the nerd’s…. demonic counterpart.. of sortssss. We aren’t the exact sssame perssson. I have pointed teeth, he hasss different colored eyesss, there’sss little thingsss.

I won’t give up any more information that easssy, facsssselessss

[nerdler]

is dren a snake?

NOT a sssnake! I don’t do that tongue thing-hisses-

[misssnicket]

@nerdler @bigbadd0g

Why ya’ll hissing like a bunch of snakes? :v

[bigbadd0g]

I’m nnnot! My jaw currently has a bit of diffffficulty accommodating regularrr sssspeech. 

[nerdler]

sssharp teeth are helpful for everything but talking. Thankfully mine are not asss large asss the dogssss

[cursedwithinkblood]

My sWeEt sunshine.

Do not tOuCh.

[nerdler]

Hmmm

I have every right to complain. But you do make a very convincssssing argument. How do you feel about maiming?

[nerdler]

Well you're rude. Maybe you could try to lighten up a little bit? Close the blinds, watch a movie... Might help you relax a little. Also aren't you still technically his husband? Like... Kinda but not really?

If that isss the cassse I want a divorcsssse, honey.

@cursedwithinkblood

[nerdler]

Aaa~ Finally

Though, it appearsss the nerd destroyed my pack. Maybe one of hissss friendsss could be of assssissstance.

[nerdler]

Well now. That is no way to sPeAk to your adoring hUsBaNd, now is it?

I’m not married to anyone, freak. Don’t project your nerd on me.

[nerdler]

>8( put that thing back where it came from or so heLP ME!!!! youre not my real dad!!!!!

I’m no one’sss dad tootsss, ssso at leassst we agree on that

[nerdler]

Ah, there is my beautiful ray of sUnShInE~

Wha-

AH! Whoa, damn, what the hell happened to you? You look grossssser then usual.

[nerdler]

IT'S SPOOKY MONTH!!

hhnnngh..?

it’sss ssso bright.

[jestierabbit]

Hey guys! As most of you may know I’ve been accepted into the Disney College Program Spring 2018! In January I’m heading down to California to work as Disneyland for a few months on an internship and I’m trying to save up some money!

I’m super excited to go, but I’m worried. I’ll be staying in their housing which is crazy expensive in Anaheim (Cali in general) so my paycheck won’t be high. Normally it wouldn’t bother me but I still have my car and phone bill to pay and my current job doesn’t pay much to save money with so here I am! Any little bit would help!

PRICES!

Just as you see up there:

Sketches (only in full body) $5

Colored Sketches (Upper body) $5

Colored Sketches (Full Body) $10

Fully lined and colored commission w/o bg (only full body) $20

Every extra character will cost half the price of the original price. Example: Colored sketch +1 character would be $15. ($5 rounds up to $3 when halved)

WON’T DO

Furries

NSFW (sorry not this time)

Heavy Armor

Offensive Material 

I only accept paypal! Payments upfront! ♥ Shoot me an ask or message me if you’re interested! It would really help a lot!